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How to get out of a ticket?

Let's see... there's photocop, non turn-signal and "every other time in every other county/city I've plea bargained a ticket". Just how many tickets have you received?!?

Sounds like maybe you simply need to repeat driver's ed. Just saying.

I've received about 8 speeding tickets in my life. Taking driver's ed won't help with that (I've even taken it twice to get a couple of the tickets reduced).

And what are you, some sort of lame weenie who always has his hands at ten and two and has never had a traffic violation? Just saying.
 
I've received about 8 speeding tickets in my life. Taking driver's ed won't help with that (I've even taken it twice to get a couple of the tickets reduced).

And what are you, some sort of lame weenie who always has his hands at ten and two and has never had a traffic violation? Just saying.

If not having gotten a ticket in over 20 years makes me a weenie then, yes, I guess I am. I'm also a weenie with excellent insurance rates and a clean driving record.

That said, I'd venture a guess that someone with a driving record more akin to yours better fits the description of a weenie. Just saying.
 
If not having gotten a ticket in over 20 years makes me a weenie then, yes, I guess I am. I'm also a weenie with excellent insurance rates and a clean driving record.

That said, I'd venture a guess that someone with a driving record more akin to yours better fits the description of a weenie. Just saying.

I could get you better ones...



Just sayin.
 
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If not having gotten a ticket in over 20 years makes me a weenie then, yes, I guess I am.
Admission is the first step to recovery.

I'm also a weenie with excellent insurance rates and a clean driving record.

That said, I'd venture a guess that someone with a driving record more akin to yours better fits the description of a weenie. Just saying.
My rates are excellent. I've never had a moving violation on my record. That's what plea bargaining is all about. That being said I'd hate to travel with you. I can't imagine following the speed limit thru Kansas when you're trying to drive all 400+ miles of it in a day. I'm more than glad to risk a speeding ticket to get there a couple hours earlier.
 
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