I ate a bowl full of ants today.

[TroutBum]

Meh, who hasn't eaten a few worms in their life. Maybe on purpose bored at recess. But I digress.

Dude, you were wasted and we were in the Philippines... and those weren't worms.

 

[LogGrad98]

Dude, you were wasted and we were in the Philippines... and those weren't worms.

Those philipinos have some weird prehensile...um...things then.

 

[Harambe]

Those philipinos have some weird prehensile...um...things then.

I heard all the males have two or three, but they're smaller than normal asians.

And the women have one.

 

[franklin]

I'm thinking ElRoach0 has a different definition of tri-tip for dinner than the rest of us.

 

[Tony]

I remember a few years ago I had taco bell one night and left my sprite on the coffee table. Woke up the next morning, took a drink and felt a bunch of **** in there. So I opened it up and saw a bunch of ants floating inside and spit the the ant sprite back in and washed my mouth out for a good 10 minutes.

 

[Harambe]

I'm thinking ElRoach0 has a different definition of tri-tip for dinner than the rest of us.

Giggity.

 

[TroutBum]

Giggity.

All riiight.

 

[Harambe]

All riiight.

I bet he'd tri your tip.

 

[TroutBum]

I bet he'd tri your tip.

I doubt he'd get that far. EVERYONE stops to sample my balls and never gets past that point. Just ask Bronco.

 

[bigb]

I doubt he'd get that far. EVERYONE stops to sample my balls and never gets past that point. Just ask Bronco.

Guilty.