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I ate a bowl full of ants today.
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My grandfather had the sweetest cherry tree in Utah. One year he didn't spray for worms good enough and I popped at least 50 infested cherries into my mouth before cracking one in half to find that first worm. I checked probably 30 more cherries and every single one had a worm in it. I never tasted or felt any of them. Worms, they taste like cherries.
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Meh, who hasn't eaten a few worms in their life. Maybe on purpose bored at recess. But I digress.
Dude, you were wasted and we were in the Philippines... and those weren't worms.
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Those philipinos have some weird prehensile...um...things then.
I heard all the males have two or three, but they're smaller than normal asians.
And the women have one.
I remember a few years ago I had taco bell one night and left my sprite on the coffee table. Woke up the next morning, took a drink and felt a bunch of **** in there. So I opened it up and saw a bunch of ants floating inside and spit the the ant sprite back in and washed my mouth out for a good 10 minutes.
Giggity.
All riiight.
I bet he'd tri your tip.
I doubt he'd get that far. EVERYONE stops to sample my balls and never gets past that point. Just ask Bronco.
Guilty.