Hotdog
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you didnt fix it.
I ate a bowl full of ants today.
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you didnt fix it.
HeavenHarris
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arent u a mayor or somethin bro?
HeavenHarris
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heard u lost an election or somehting bro. sorry bout dat. better luck next time. try to stay away from eatin ants n **** bro
Two, if you want to be real -- although, I dropped out of the last one. TBH, I got 350ish early/mail in votes, which is just about as many total votes as last time. My opponent, in the end, received 900ish total votes. My name wasn't even on the ballot on Nov. 5th; if I got even a third of his votes (which is pretty reasonable, all things considered) it would have been an interesting finish. Had I won, I would have been only 1 of 3 candidates in the whole F'ing state to beat an incumbent. (Way to go, Utah -- you're so diverse!) One of the other three was my father in law, who beat out T-Ville's then-current Mayor. Woulda, coulda, shoulda, right? I decided it was more important to move to the STG so I could slowly become an obnoxious homosexual.
You've trained long and hard (ahahahhahahhahahah hahahahaaha) for this. Glad to see you're getting your shot.
Man I'm hilarious.
That just happened.
Like a truck hitting an icepatch. There's not stopping it.
Duuurka...
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Pbuh
My grandfather had the sweetest cherry tree in Utah. One year he didn't spray for worms good enough and I popped at least 50 infested cherries into my mouth before cracking one in half to find that first worm. I checked probably 30 more cherries and every single one had a worm in it. I never tasted or felt any of them. Worms, they taste like cherries.
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Meh, who hasn't eaten a few worms in their life. Maybe on purpose bored at recess. But I digress.