I have an urgent question for any Lawyer type posters here.

[VINYLONE]

Do you get a lot of weird texts/calls ever after you post your number on here?

I've trolled Balloon once or twice.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I've trolled Balloon once or twice.

I bet you're relieved he's still on, and not gone... Wait, did you come back because you thought he was gone?

 

[LogGrad98]

Wait. EJ Wells is Trout Balloon?

What an idiot.

Well at this point it goes without saying, but yes.

 

[LogGrad98]

I like the way you think, Dr. Colton, but alas, I have no intention of seeking monetary gain from this particular quandary. I am looking to kick some *** though, if possible.

Take it to them. What is the dibble?

(PM)

 

[TroutBum]

Gods bless Tink. That's all I have to say about that.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Gods bless Tink. That's all I have to say about that.

I love to hear when we compliment others.

By the way, I am not a lawyer.. and even if I were, I wouldn't be the lawyer type.




I lie. I'm not a lawyer but am the lawyer type.






Wtf?

 

[franklin]

I love to hear when we compliment others.

Just started my period too. <3 you guys.

 

[Dr. Jones]

frank, you're too smart to love. You gotta know all love is a farce and a facade. Sorry bro. <3

 

[franklin]

frank, you're too smart to love. You gotta know all love is a farce and a facade. Sorry bro. <3

Plz dumb down for me.

Bloody Mary?

 

[Dr. Jones]

Just started my period too. <3 you guys.

Plz dumb down for me.

Bloody Mary?

Odd theme.

 

[TroutBum]

Odd theme.

Just wait until he puts on the cleats and strap-on.

 

[babe]

If you're a lawyer or are educated in "libel" type law, I need to speak with you post haste. This is serious. Please PM, call or text me: 801-641-7641.

Thanks in advance,

Dave.

I've been waiting for you to respond to the novel I'm writing. . . . thinking maybe you want to make it a campaign piece. . . .

I like to listen to Handel on the Law, so I know it all. Litigation is a machine you enter as a pig, and come out of as a sausage. It doesn't matter what people say about you, if only they spell your name right. Laugh at it, like you usually do.

Judges are a great study. I've analyzed enough of them in my time, and there's a few things I can say about them. They improve their golf a lot while they are judges, and they have clerks who read everything submitted to the court and who write a two paragraph synopsis and make the judgment before it's handed over to the judge. The reason you stand up when the judge comes into his court is because he is God, and nobody can tell him anythng, except his clerks. The most important thing you can do to improve your case is to sit down and shut up. Let the other side annoy him all they want.

And, whatever I wrote, it's fiction.

you'd make a good main character in my novel. . . well, with everything shifted around to make you unrecognizable, that is. . . . just the kernel notion of an irreverent fun-loving boy running the town. . . . that's what would make it all worthwhile. Someone who knows the score on everything people do for "fun". Who still goes to priesthood meeting on Sunday.

Frankly, I'm surprised they haven't asked you to be a bishop yet. . . . . or have they?