MeloTheJazzKiller
Well-Known Member
No, Hayward and Hood will be sitting in front of their 17 inch black and white TVs wishing they could one day be as good as the stars they are watching.Hayward and Hood will be resting during the all star break so they can get ready for a playoff run while Melo is getting fatter and lazier.
Going to be a rough night for Hayward in particular:
"Oh, why can't I be as good as Melo? Why can't I make as much money as Melo? Why can't I win a championship like Melo? Why did I go to Butler instead of Syracuse? Why can't I be friends with LeBron and Wade instead of Neto?"