I Yearn for Cockburn

[Saint Cy of JFC]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBrQ3odnohA

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Also, modstapo, please allow Cockburn to not be censored.

 

[LoPo]

@infection has a new favorite player

 

[slc]

Let's just call him Rockburn for now
And who does he replace

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Cockburn is definitely the kind of guy who would have gone lottery in 2004.

 

[LoPo]

Let's just call him Rockburn for now
And who does he replace

For some reason that sounds even more dirty

 

[slc]

For some reason that sounds even more dirty

Can't wait for Boler to give him a nickname

 

[LoPo]

Let's just call him Rockburn for now
And who does he replace

Rudy Gay for obvious reasons. We couldn't have a Gay Cockburn radio mishap

 

[Elizah Huge]

He was ESPN’s #20 best player available before the draft.

 

[infection]

@infection has a new favorite player

What is this even supposed to mean?

 

[LoPo]

What is this even supposed to mean?

His name sounds like it could be caused by an infection

 

[LogGrad98]

Çockburn.


There, that works.

 

[slc]

For some reason that sounds even more dirty

Replace C with any letter and it still sounds dirty

 

[LogGrad98]

Replace C with any letter and it still sounds dirty

Zockburn?

Yockburn.

Wockburn.

Xockburn.

Oockburn.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

****burn is definitely the kind of guy who would have gone lottery in 2004.

I was gonna say I can hear Locke saying we basically got a lotto guy… he will say cringy things about his Adonis body too.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

If you really yearn for Cockburn I can give you Hearskys moms number.

 

[Gameface]

If you really yearn for ****burn I can give you Hearskys moms number.

Or he could just walk up to any random truck stop urinal. Her number is usually scribbled somewhere.

 

[Gameface]

Zockburn?

Yockburn.

Wockburn.

Xockburn.

Oockburn.

dickburn also clears the filter because yah

 

[LoPo]

dickburn also clears the filter because yah

Lol. That's pretty ridiculous. I guess we gotta call him Dickburn until the filter is fixed.

 

[MT Steve]

Reporting this whole thread for filter circumvention.

Thanks in advance, Jason.