I Yearn for Cockburn

[slc]

For some reason that sounds even more dirty

Replace C with any letter and it still sounds dirty

 

[LogGrad98]

Replace C with any letter and it still sounds dirty

Zockburn?

Yockburn.

Wockburn.

Xockburn.

Oockburn.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

****burn is definitely the kind of guy who would have gone lottery in 2004.

I was gonna say I can hear Locke saying we basically got a lotto guy… he will say cringy things about his Adonis body too.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

If you really yearn for Cockburn I can give you Hearskys moms number.

 

[Gameface]

If you really yearn for ****burn I can give you Hearskys moms number.

Or he could just walk up to any random truck stop urinal. Her number is usually scribbled somewhere.

 

[Gameface]

Zockburn?

Yockburn.

Wockburn.

Xockburn.

Oockburn.

dickburn also clears the filter because yah

 

[LoPo]

dickburn also clears the filter because yah

Lol. That's pretty ridiculous. I guess we gotta call him Dickburn until the filter is fixed.

 

[MTS]

Reporting this whole thread for filter circumvention.

Thanks in advance, Jason.

 

[LogGrad98]

Jockburn works well.

 

[Jazz Fusion]

There is a high school music teacher here in Idaho named Richard Smack who goes by Dick. Maybe he could sing the National Anthem at a game….

 

[Udidthizz]

I mean, this the franchise that nicknamed one of its players ‘Horny’ and retired his number no less.

 

[YoungJefe]

He was ESPN’s #20 best player available before the draft.

He was 65th