Ice Pick Fights

[David Stern]

“Even when we had a little trouble to start the season,” Sloan said, “at least they stayed together and worked themselves out of it. That’s the only way you have a chance. If you get [in] an ice pick fight out in the parking lot, then you have to try to solve that problem.

https://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/post/_/id/21625/jazz-avoid-ice-pick-fights-rally-for-win

 

[Hopper]

Back in the day, in McLeansboro, ole Jer used to solve the "ice pick in the parkin lot" problem by haulin out his pitchfork from the bed of his pickemup truck, eh?

 

[NUMBERICA]

I'm confused.

Sloans say the darndest (/most bizarre) things.

 

[Hopper]

Makes perfect sense to me.

There ya are, just leavin the bar with a hot Babe ya picked up, not messin wit nobuddy, er nuthin, when, alla sudden, some jealous boyfriend tries ta give ya some trouble. Nuthin ya was axxin for, or expectin, but that don't change nuthin. Ya gotta solve the problem, to wit, haul out the pitchfork and say: "Bring it on, chump."

 

[Inn Dawn]

Makes perfect sense to me.

There ya are, just leavin the bar with a hot Babe ya picked up, not messin wit nobuddy, er nuthin, when, alla sudden, some jealous boyfriend tries ta give ya some trouble. Nuthin ya was axxin for, or expectin, but that don't change nuthin. Ya gotta solve the problem, to wit, haul out the pitchfork and say: "Bring it on, chump."

lol

 

[Scorpjazz]

Makes perfect sense to me.

There ya are, just leavin the bar with a hot Babe ya picked up, not messin wit nobuddy, er nuthin, when, alla sudden, some jealous boyfriend tries ta give ya some trouble. Nuthin ya was axxin for, or expectin, but that don't change nuthin. Ya gotta solve the problem, to wit, haul out the pitchfork and say: "Bring it on, chump."

Wow, best explaination ever. Lol

 

[memo is money]

Makes perfect sense to me.

There ya are, just leavin the bar with a hot Babe ya picked up, not messin wit nobuddy, er nuthin, when, alla sudden, some jealous boyfriend tries ta give ya some trouble. Nuthin ya was axxin for, or expectin, but that don't change nuthin. Ya gotta solve the problem, to wit, haul out the pitchfork and say: "Bring it on, chump."

 

[carolinajazz]

....SLoan doesn't seem like the kinda of guy who would bring a knife to a gun fight, would he?

 

[fallenchicken]

....SLoan doesn't seem like the kinda of guy who would bring a knife to a gun fight, would he?

He would probably bring a gun.

 

[Hopper]

He would probably bring a gun.

Naw, Jer would bring his self a bazooka, ya know?

 

[Sean]

Musket, actually.

 

[Gameface]

All Sloan needs is a damn ice pick. I can just picture Sloan with akimbo ice picks running up behind his enemies and stabbing them in the neck. It's beautiful!

 

[Sean]

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Does anyone actually ever use an ice pick?

 

[David Stern]

WTF is an ice pick?

 

[colton]

WTF is an ice pick?

My parents had one. It was a long metal pointy kitchen tool that they used for breaking up ice. They would sometimes freeze ice in gallon containers, then break up the ice before putting it into our homemade ice-cream mixer.

 

[Hopper]

My parents had one. It was a long metal pointy kitchen tool that they used for breaking up ice. They would sometimes freeze ice in gallon containers, then break up the ice before putting it into our homemade ice-cream mixer.

Usta be, the iceman would bring yo *** ice in five gallon chunks. Mungst other thangs, ya would use it to chill food in yo "ice box." Everybuddy and his brutha had his self a ice pick back then. Ole Jer remembers, eh?

 

[LogGrad98]

Usta be, the iceman would bring yo *** ice in five gallon chunks...

Wow that is a lot of *** ice...