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If I had the money and the time...

I'd start my own religion/cult and then after building it up, I would convince/pay my followers to give me all their daughters. The uglies could do housework/chores while the cuties would become my own personal breeders/wives.
 
I would lead an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project. I would step into a Project Accelerator and vanish. I would wake to find myself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with my own time will be made through brainwave transmissions directly with Jazzfanz, who will appear to me in the form of Huge Boob holograms that speak in a Russian accent that only I can see and hear. Trapped in the past, I would find myself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time, that my next leap will be the leap home. And of course I would devise a way for the Jazz to dominate.
 
I would lead an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project. I would step into a Project Accelerator and vanish. I would wake to find myself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with my own time will be made through brainwave transmissions directly with Jazzfanz, who will appear to me in the form of Huge Boob holograms that speak in a Russian accent that only I can see and hear. Trapped in the past, I would find myself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time, that my next leap will be the leap home. And of course I would devise a way for the Jazz to dominate.

Someone get this man some money and time, pronto!
 
Hot tub time machine.
 
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