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I'm no longer a Gobert fan.

fishonjazz said:
Lolololol

Ever try to buy something with cash and change while tripping balls? That **** is hard. I remember buying a drink from a gas station and the clerk was like "that will be $1.89"

I froze for a second...... Then just emptied my pockets on the counter and was like you figure it out. There was a pine cone, and a raffle ticket along with money, smokes, and a couple lighters. No idea how that raffle ticket got there. The pine cone could be explained.

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I remember crawling down checkered stairs in a pub cause they were climbing the walls trying to swallow me.
 
fishonjazz said:
Come on man. Slow your roll.
Early in my marriage my wife bought me an 8-ball for my birthday and put it in a big box full of packing peanuts. I looked and looked through the box and couldn't find anything and figured it was some kind of prank.
She found the bag and showed me my gift and I almost teared up I was so in love. Most romantic best gift I ever got.

Went fishing the next day at my favorite river and snorted all of it over about an 8 hour day of fishing. It was so fun. Caught the biggest fish that I ever caught from that river that day. (Only caught 4 fish total but all of them were big and one was a monster.)

Must have smoked 2 packs of cigarettes that day as well. I have never been much of a smoker but I knew I would need a few packs for that day.

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Would sincerely rep this because of the pure romance. My wife also knows that the only gifts I want are outdoor drug experiences
 
seattlejazzfan said:
what do we know about the dumbass who started this thread? laker fan troll? general dumbass? racist? just some dude who doesn't know sports?
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str8line said:
Just a guy who bought a MINI Cooper and had a mental breakdown because of it.
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Id forgotten about that, wasnt even a cooper it was thr ugly twin the clubman. Its almost like dating a hot girl to get to her shut in, fairytale ugly sister.
 
Gameface said:
...and the mangy wildebeest mounts the stallion and copulates enthusiastically while the stallion seems to endure with a bored yet quizzical expression...
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So many questions which one of you is the mangy wildebeest and which is the stallion?

Can a 'stallion' (not my term of choice) be sodomized by a wildebeest and still be considered a 'stallion'? Wont the other stallions point and snicker?

"Psst Percy yeah hes the one who was taking it from the inbred wildebeest, not even the worst of it, one of them thinks Rudy Gobert should be traded." I can see plenty of this sort of thing going on.
 
fishonjazz said:
Come on man. Slow your roll.
Early in my marriage my wife bought me an 8-ball for my birthday and put it in a big box full of packing peanuts. I looked and looked through the box and couldn't find anything and figured it was some kind of prank.
She found the bag and showed me my gift and I almost teared up I was so in love. Most romantic best gift I ever got.

Went fishing the next day at my favorite river and snorted all of it over about an 8 hour day of fishing. It was so fun. Caught the biggest fish that I ever caught from that river that day. (Only caught 4 fish total but all of them were big and one was a monster.)

Must have smoked 2 packs of cigarettes that day as well. I have never been much of a smoker but I knew I would need a few packs for that day.

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Who does blow by themselves?!
 
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