Insomnia Sucks

[Stoked]

This theory deserves more research. Work harder and report back.

Yeah, that isn't going to happen. Why you ask? Well, to be honest, I do not give two hoots about your research.

I am chalking it up to sleeping in a new place, lots off things that need to be done on my mind and what not.

 

[crater77]

Toke it up! Sleep like a baby and wake up refreshed. Kid tested and mother approved.

 

[Stoked]

Toke it up! Sleep like a baby and wake up refreshed. Kid tested and mother approved.

No thanks.

 

[HeavenHarris]

stoked is too corporate to toke up bro

 

[HeavenHarris]

no offense to corporate bros, they are people too my friends

 

[CONAN]

Yeah, that isn't going to happen. Why you ask? Well, to be honest, I do not give two hoots about your research.

I am chalking it up to sleeping in a new place, lots off things that need to be done on my mind and what not.

Just trying to help you out, Bro. Maybe the research needs to go in a new direction. You seem really uptight. Maybe that's what it is. Fellow posters confirm this but we need some real-world work done. Ask the people around if you've been a huge Dbag lately. Report back with findings.

 

[Stoked]

Just trying to help you out, Bro. Maybe the research needs to go in a new direction. You seem really uptight. Maybe that's what it is. Fellow posters confirm this but we need some real-world work done. Ask the people around if you've been a huge Dbag lately. Report back with findings.

Yeah that is my MO around here. hahahaha.

So you want me to ask them if I have been pulling a Conan?

 

[CONAN]

So you want me to ask them if I have been pulling a Conan?

I don't swing that way but whatever floats your boat. Maybe we've stumbled upon it. Maybe it has to do with your sexual orientation. Research that and report back.

 

[Stoked]

I don't swing that way but whatever floats your boat. Maybe we've stumbled upon it. Maybe it has to do with your sexual orientation. Research that and report back.

I can report back on your attempts at lame jokes. Would that help? Or maybe your pretentious, assuming nature. Oh wait! I have it!

I can report back on the fact that I see you as a poor representation of my religion. Good day sir.

 

[Stifle Tower]

Maybe the cure for insomnia is to not sleep in your own bed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMcSK-7GgPg

 

[HeavenHarris]

have u tried cuppng some boobs in ur hand? not ur own, a females.

 

[CONAN]

I can report back on your attempts at lame jokes. Would that help? Or maybe your pretentious, assuming nature. Oh wait! I have it!

I can report back on the fact that I see you as a poor representation of my religion. Good day sir.

I think we're making progress here. I think it's pretty clear you let a lot of stupid **** bother you (you clearly got plenty of issues with me and I don't even know who you are). Disturbing on some levels (obviously sleep levels for you). Relax, Brohan, and roll with things a little better and your sleep and your life will improve.

Also, your post exudes prententiousness. Thanks for the ironical laugh there.

More research required here. Possibly need medication: