Interesting SLC Dunk article on whether the Jazz should acquire Carmelo

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  1. jom2003

    jom2003 Well-Known Member

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    He's like Javari Parker except hes not Mormon. No thanks
     
  2. gomretat

    gomretat Well-Known Member

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    I agree with them but think they way over analyzed it.
     
  3. Jazz Spazz

    Jazz Spazz Inconceivable Staff Member

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    tl:dr
     
  4. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    I read every letter and honestly strongly agree... not sure anyone could form a better argument.
     
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  5. reignman40

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    Why anyone would waste time and ultimately brain cells on anything that suggests Carmelo coming to the Jazz is beyond me.
     
  6. Handlogten's Heros

    Handlogten's Heros Well-Known Member 2019 Award Winner

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    Read it... just do it... then come back... it's pretty funny.
     
  7. gregbroncs

    gregbroncs Well-Known Member

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    This would almost make it worth signing him. Almost.
     
  8. colton

    colton All Around Nice Guy Staff Member

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    Well clearly you didn't read their arguments.
     
  9. colton

    colton All Around Nice Guy Staff Member

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    More serious update

     
  10. colton

    colton All Around Nice Guy Staff Member

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    So apparently the Jazz could just sign him, without giving up anything at all. Again the SLC Dunk analysis comes to mind.
     
  11. firegirl

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    Way to read the article. Well done.


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  12. Hitman

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    Carmelo already on his 4th team this season (Thunder, Hawks, Rockets, Bulls). Who will be the fifth?

    It's like the infamous Kwame Brown Lottery:

     
  13. Ellipse

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  14. carolinajazz

    carolinajazz Well-Known Member

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    Putting Crymello on your roster for even less than 1 hour, would be like pouring acid in an open wound! He is the blight of basketball humanity! His influence by site with a powerful telescope would cause irreversible damage to anyone on the team! Watching him play on your team for the duration of the 24 second clock is enough to damage all the good a player has learned from the fundamental soundness of any or all basketball coaches you have ever been associated with.
     
  15. stormkoopacv03

    stormkoopacv03 Well-Known Member

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    The only way he'd join the Jazz is if the leagues in China, Europe and the G league all turn him down. lol
     
  16. colton

    colton All Around Nice Guy Staff Member

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    You should really read the article.
     
  17. akirac73

    akirac73 Well-Known Member

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    Can anyone provide CJ a cliff notes version of the article?
     
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  19. Pnig

    Pnig New Member

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    NO.
     
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  20. colton

    colton All Around Nice Guy Staff Member

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    Very clever. :)
     

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