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Is this creepy or cute?

I say go for it. Dating an insane person could be fun.

I tried something similar once to get a girl's attention. But all it did was make her mad that I killed her puppy, instead of sending her running into my arms for solace. Damn ingrate. Good thing I got those shower pics of her to post on the internet to get even. And the next time I am standing over her bed in the middle of the night I might do something like move things around on her nightstand so she knows someone was there. I'll show you paranoid

I'LL SHOW YOU PARANOID STACEY!!!! YOU HEAR ME DAMMIT!!!!! **** YOUR RESTRAINING ORDER!!!!!! NOTHING CAN STOP TRUE LOVE!!!!!!!

NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
That said, wow am I glad I never had to deal with anything like that. 20 years of marriage has its advantages.

Stay away from that bitch. It cannot lead to good things.
 
Is she the equivalent of this guy, Willard?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wb2nZR6qbE&feature=fvst
 
Go up to her and say, "I've known since the day I've met you that I love you. I want to marry you and give you about 6 babies." That will either A. Make you look crazy and keep her from you or B. Help her cause.
 
kwb said:
Go up to her and say, "I've known since the day I've met you that I love you. I want to marry you and give you about 6 babies." That will either A. Make you look crazy and keep her from you or B. Help her cause.
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p.s. don't actually follow up on the 6 babies.
 
LogGrad98 said:
That said, wow am I glad I never had to deal with anything like that. 20 years of marriage has its advantages.

Stay away from that bitch. It cannot lead to good things.
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Interesting how unrestrained sarcasm gives way to the Voice of Reason, having spent the full force of all the body's bile.

Well, obviously, Duck is in the BYU library. I consider that an extenuating circumstance. A long time ago I dated a librarian with the whole LDS spinster syndrome. But she figured out my Dewey Decimal classification number, and that was the end of that. I still have a case against that sort of thinking, but it's just sour grapes.

Duck says she's not particularly a looker, and that he wouldn't have picked her out at a Church dance with four walls lined four deep with desperate chics, and less than twenty guys. . . . and most of those with Asperger's or unable to speak two socially appropriate comments in a row. Well, I sorta feel sorry for those women, but my wife tells me it's my own problem if I think I'm rescuing anyone. Clearly she doesn't want me trying to "rescue" her. She's the only chic I decided I wanted to marry and that I wouldn't actually put her through my series of elimination tests, with actually no thoughts about how I was going to help her.

I guess in all sobriety I have to acknowledge LG and others as having the better point.

So here's a better idea. Get a cute girl to take to the library, who has a digital cam, you know the type you can download on your computer. Pay for her course in Notary and for her fee to become a Notary Public. Tell her it's vital to your personal safety, and that you will love her forever for saving your life. When you check out some books, take a photo of them. When you bring them back, take another photo, and have an affidavit ready for her to sign stating that the books were returned in the same condition. Keep your records in a safe, say maybe somewhere outside your home that you can have a lock on, like one of those little rental storage places.

If you appreciate that cute girl enough for all she does for you, it could grow into real love. But if you don't just stick to socializing with chics who do have appeal to you, you're going to just not follow through on that "Don't look back" idea.
 
I didn't read the OP or any responses. I just wanted to say that if you have to ask... it's probably creepy.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Let's clear this up....I didn't spend two years avoiding a Bertha crush or anything. She's hot enough that she put bikini pics up(in the context of one of the vacation trips she took) on Facebook and got some guys commenting and stuff. I'm just saying she's not particularly appealing to me. Were I to go through with this and actually ask her out.....I'm not going to be wearing the Bob Marley hair thing and some ultra dark sunglasses or anything on our "date".
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OK. But that would just put this whole thing over the top for me. I could be sympathetic with a more plain Jane type who's just not getting any chances. But in this case, now it sounds like she really is a petulant spoiled brat who would just mess with you for no good reason. . . . just because she can, and knows how. . . . and does this sort of thing a lot.

Don't go anywhere near her without that cam, and a reliable bodyguard and witnesses.
 
Duck Rodgers said:
Let's clear this up....I didn't spend two years avoiding a Bertha crush or anything. She's hot enough that she put bikini pics up(in the context of one of the vacation trips she took) on Facebook and got some guys commenting and stuff. I'm just saying she's not particularly appealing to me. Were I to go through with this and actually ask her out.....I'm not going to be wearing the Bob Marley hair thing and some ultra dark sunglasses or anything on our "date".
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If you share the link to her Facebook page, then we could make more informed comments.
 
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