Ive decided to intervene.

[Hotdog]

I want Parker God.

Maybe I could swing that. Let me just check your account.
Hmm. Interesting. It appears you haven't paid tithing in quite sometime.

You have also blood thirsted over wars.


Request Denied

 

[Hotdog]

Guys, I'm pretty sure this isn't really god tbhwy. Probably just some guy pretending to be him. Nice try though, "god."

I am thy one and only god

 

[Deleted member 848]

Hi God, is it true that you're Gordon Hayward? And that your black son is He, Black Jesus Burke?


long-time listener, first time caller

-George

 

[Hotdog]

Hi God, is it true that you're Gordon Hayward? And that your black son is He, Black Jesus Burke?


long-time listener, first time caller

-George

its is true.

I sent my one be gotten son Trey black Jesus Burke to play for the Jazz.

but it is not true that I am Gordon Hayward. He is not God.

 

[Deleted member 848]

its is true.

I sent my one be gotten son Trey black Jesus Burke to play for the Jazz.

but it is not true that I am Gordon Hayward. He is not God.

thank you for your guidance, Vater.

 

[Tarkanian]

oh God, you have blessed Kanter with great talent and superior physique.
why that big gap in BBIQ department?

 

[franklin]

Maybe I could swing that. Let me just check your account.
Hmm. Interesting. It appears you haven't paid tithing in quite sometime.

You have also blood thirsted over wars.


Request Denied

*it's **some time

--Zeus (aka Tyrone)

 

[JimLes]

Is it true that us Jews are your chosen people? If so, how come the Knicks haven't won a title in 40 years?

 

[Coach Ellis]

Dear God,

All the best players in the world won't do us any good if Corbin remains the coach. I know that I'm asking for a lot to get Andrew Wiggins (I'd even settle for Jabari Parker) but will you please perform a miracle for me and let the team hire a much better coach this offseason?

We thank you for all the many blessings that you've given us (even while I'm asking for even more.)

Amen

(P. S. I'm probably going to burn for this, but it's be kind of worth it for Wiggins/Parker and a new coach. Hopefully God really does have a sense of humor.)

 

[Hotdog]

Is it true that us Jews are your chosen people? If so, how come the Knicks haven't won a title in 40 years?

Its actually a funny story. Could take some time to tell.

Lol. You arent really going to inherit the earth. You can stop suffering.

I forgot that was happening. I got so busy I lost track of what I was doing. It started out as a joke. Boy did that get out of control.

As far as the Knicks go, I am playing a practical joke on them too right now.

 

[Hotdog]

Dear God,

All the best players in the world won't do us any good if Corbin remains the coach. I know that I'm asking for a lot to get Andrew Wiggins (I'd even settle for Jabari Parker) but will you please perform a miracle for me and let the team hire a much better coach this offseason?

We thank you for all the many blessings that you've given us (even while I'm asking for even more.)

Amen

(P. S. I'm probably going to burn for this, but it's be kind of worth it for Wiggins/Parker and a new coach. Hopefully God really does have a sense of humor.)

Wiggins will be a member of the Jazz.

But I cannot get rid of Corbin. He is here for a reason.

 

[Archie Moses]

Did Larry's leg make it to heaven?