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Ive decided to intervene.

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Dear God,

All the best players in the world won't do us any good if Corbin remains the coach. I know that I'm asking for a lot to get Andrew Wiggins (I'd even settle for Jabari Parker) but will you please perform a miracle for me and let the team hire a much better coach this offseason?

We thank you for all the many blessings that you've given us (even while I'm asking for even more.)

Amen

(P. S. I'm probably going to burn for this, but it's be kind of worth it for Wiggins/Parker and a new coach. Hopefully God really does have a sense of humor.)
 
JimLes said:
Is it true that us Jews are your chosen people? If so, how come the Knicks haven't won a title in 40 years?
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Its actually a funny story. Could take some time to tell.

Lol. You arent really going to inherit the earth. You can stop suffering.

I forgot that was happening. I got so busy I lost track of what I was doing. It started out as a joke. Boy did that get out of control.

As far as the Knicks go, I am playing a practical joke on them too right now.
 
Ellis269 said:
Dear God,

All the best players in the world won't do us any good if Corbin remains the coach. I know that I'm asking for a lot to get Andrew Wiggins (I'd even settle for Jabari Parker) but will you please perform a miracle for me and let the team hire a much better coach this offseason?

We thank you for all the many blessings that you've given us (even while I'm asking for even more.)

Amen

(P. S. I'm probably going to burn for this, but it's be kind of worth it for Wiggins/Parker and a new coach. Hopefully God really does have a sense of humor.)
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Wiggins will be a member of the Jazz.

But I cannot get rid of Corbin. He is here for a reason.
 
Archie Moses said:
It was a trick question to see if you knew anything about the resurrection and you failed miserably, wolf in sheep's clothing.
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You cannot trick god. I know everything. I knew you were going to say that. You heard exactly what you needed to hear for a reason because I love you.
 
Hekate said:
I don't like you.
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Im sorry I gave you a little weiner. How many times do I have to say Im sorry? I told you, I can only give out so many big weiners per year. Its a rule. Dont ask me why. It just is. You just picked the wrong year to come out.
 
God said:
Im sorry I gave you a little weiner. How many times do I have to say Im sorry? I told you, I can only give out so many big weiners per year. Its a rule. Dont ask me why. It just is. You just picked the wrong year to come out.
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Can understand why you can't give big ones. Clearly you are busy.
 
Hekate said:
Can understand why you can't give big ones. Clearly you are busy.
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It may appear I walked right into that one, but that is what I thought you would think. I knew you would be wondering about weiners today and you would decide to go gay today. So I had the guy you met today turn you gay.

Thats how Im solving overpopulation.
 
God said:
It may appear I walked right into that one, but that is what I thought you would think. I knew you would be wondering about weiners today and you would decide to go gay today. So I had the guy you met today turn you gay.

Thats how Im solving overpopulation.
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OK. I laughed a little bit.
 
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