Jazz 2017/18 Playoff Bus! All Aboard!

[fishonjazz]

armchair experts reading research papers are a dime a dozen, I know. But at least I'm keeping by grey cells and not marinating them in chemicals.

keeping by grey cells? Im not familiar with that phrase

 

[fishonjazz]

For all I know, what you're saying is indeed a conspiracy being run by top FBI officials in a project intended to run out so much disinformation nobody can track their man on their witness protection program.

You equate siro saying that a jazzfanz alt is franklin to an FBI conspiracy for their witness protection program? Interesting

 

[babe]

keeping by grey cells? Im not familiar with that phrase

I know it's an outlandish presumption on my part, essentially inferring that I have "grey cells" to keep or take care of, and it's truly an archaic expression anyways, but some ignoramuses about town used to believe that alcohol kills the brain cells responsible for intelligence... the "grey cells" as opposed to the white brain matter which largely handles the football maneuvers. Basketball players are reputed to have actual intelligence as well as athletic skills.

pot, on the other hand, may not kill grey cells but inhibit the formation of interneuronal connections between grey cells, which are necessary for complex reasoning, maturity, and responsible behavior.

it all flies against common sense, all this science crap, because everyone knows that pickling biological material preserves the tissues.

 

[babe]

You equate siro saying that a jazzfanz alt is franklin to an FBI conspiracy for their witness protection program? Interesting

at least siro and bullet know fantasy when they see it.......

look, I'm being silly. Sorry.

 

[Siro]

I know it's an outlandish presumption on my part, essentially inferring that I have "grey cells" to keep or take care of, and it's truly an archaic expression anyways, but some ignoramuses about town used to believe that alcohol kills the brain cells responsible for intelligence... the "grey cells" as opposed to the white brain matter which largely handles the football maneuvers. Basketball players are reputed to have actual intelligence as well as athletic skills.

pot, on the other hand, may not kill grey cells but inhibit the formation of interneuronal connections between grey cells, which are necessary for complex reasoning, maturity, and responsible behavior.

it all flies against common sense, all this science crap, because everyone knows that pickling biological material preserves the tissues.

Less ridiculous rants and more voting for me in the MVP thread. I know I'm your favorite poster!

 

[DasJazz]

You guys remember when the playoff-bus-all-aboard thread was actually about the playoffs and where the Jazz stand? Ah, the good ole days.

 

[yamers]

clippers are finished.

 

[dipship31]

If Clips end up winning do we clinch?

 

[yamers]

dont see the clips winning this, they have thrown in the towel after that jazz game.

 

[Avery]

If Clips end up winning do we clinch?

Not necessarily. If we lose out and they win out, they’d win a tiebreaker due to divisional record as we split the series 2-2.

 

[Siro]

Not necessarily. If we lose out and they win out, they’d win a tiebreaker due to divisional record as we split the series 2-2.

No they wouldn't. We already have 4 games on em, and there are only 3 games left.

 

[Shocker00]

If Clips end up winning do we clinch?

Nope, but if the Pelicans and Spurs lose today we clinch because they play each other last game of regular season.