Jazz and Knicks discussing Donovan Mitchell trade per Shams Charania and Tony Jones

[stitches]

I know exactly what he's talking about. 20 dolla bills are the worst.

Mitchell in his feels and -20 100 dolla bills:

 

[Pinhead]

Well, we are in luck, aren't we.

Is the negotiation like an argument with your spouse, that actually isn't about leaving the toilet seat up?
The whole convo is talking in code?

You leave the toilet seat up? You horrible excuse of a person you!

 

[Udidthizz]

If Danny wants to go for perfection, perhaps he can force Rudy Gay down the Knicks’ throats too.

 

[Ferguson_Mellochill]

Well, we are in luck, aren't we.

Is the negotiation like an argument with your spouse, that actually isn't about leaving the toilet seat up?
The whole convo is talking in code?

The Jazz sigh and say, "Okay, fine. You can keep RJ. Just give us Obi and two more picks and we'll square it."

 

[Jazz Spazz]

You leave the toilet seat up? You horrible excuse of a person you!

I said you, not me. I would never!

 

[Gameface]

You leave the toilet seat up? You horrible excuse of a person you!

I have almost an entire thesis in my head about why leaving the toilet seat up is the logical, practical and even moral thing to do. It ties in with my other thesis on why you shouldn't clean out the lint trap after you dry your clothes.

 

[Scramantha]

The best part of all of this so far has been hearing all my Celtics Fans friends (I have a whopping 3) continue to mumble about, "whatever... good work by Ainge as always. But it's nothing like what we did to the Nets."

Every Boston local has a bizarre sports inferiority complex despite amazing runs by the Pats, Bruins, Red Sox and Celtics. They're like in a permanent state of butt hurt.

They're always sensitive and defensive when nobody was trying to have that conversation, lol

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Mitchell in his feels and -20 100 dolla bills:

This is about his Future. Don't text him, he never liked you. He's on one I think.

 

[Elizah Huge]

Andy mentioned in his article we are not likely to take Randle back (thank you god) and it’s likely to be Fournier or Rose.

He also said the talks between them had some feeling a deal could have been done as early as yesterday. Essentially saying it could happen in a matter of hours, days or weeks depending on who has incentive to budge first.

 

[bigmike]

Early tomorrow morning. Likely before 12pm EST.

 

[Elizah Huge]

The best part of all of this so far has been hearing all my Celtics Fans friends (I have a whopping 3) continue to mumble about, "whatever... good work by Ainge as always. But it's nothing like what we did to the Nets."

Every Boston local has a bizarre sports inferiority complex despite amazing runs by the Pats, Bruins, Red Sox and Celtics. They're like in a permanent state of butt hurt.

They're always sensitive and defensive when nobody was trying to have that conversation, lol

Not to mentioned we hired their top assistant.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Andy mentioned in his article we are not likely to take Randle back (thank you god) and it’s likely to be Fournier or Rose.

He also said the talks between them had some feeling a deal could have been done as early as yesterday. Essentially saying it could happen in a matter of hours, days or weeks depending on who has incentive to budge first.

I hope it's not days or weeks. I can't live on 2 hours of sleep and 100% alert levels for too long. It's stressful.