Jazz are Setting Up a Tank

[Handlogten's Heros]

I think its more likely to be Miami still. If it was NY I think it would have been telegraphed. Pat Riley moving in silence. Going to be a super ****** look that we just hired Fiz... have Wade in the ownership group... and traded Don to Miami.

I hope its still NY because those picks will end up in the lotto (at least some). As long as Riley is still around the Heat can rebuild on the fly.

 

[Elizah Huge]

I think its more likely to be Miami still. If it was NY I think it would have been telegraphed. Pat Riley moving in silence. Going to be a super ****** look that we just hired Fiz... have Wade in the ownership group... and traded Don to Miami.

I hope its still NY because those picks will end up in the lotto (at least some). As long as Riley is still around the Heat can rebuild on the fly.

Herro/Wemby going to lead us to the promise land.

 

[jom2003]

If we get lucky, we may be good again real soon. Kinda like the Warriors. Keep Rudy/DM but sit them out for 1 yr. Tank and get Wembanyama and a few 3D wings.

 

[LogGrad98]

The way this is all going I really hope we are just trading the **** out of everyone and starting over with high draft picks and hungry young guys. I can root for the Bucks (for Joe) and wherever Rudy goes this next year, then we kick it off for real in a couple of seasons with a whole new crew. That would be more fun than the Mediocre Treadmill we are headed to if we half-*** this ****.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Herro/Wemby going to lead us to the promise land.

Nah... Herro goes to Brooklyn in a three team deal. We get one of the phoenix picks and one of the Lakers picks they will own once they deal Kyrie and KD.

One super nerdy thing crossed my mind... if Brooklyn take 23/25/27/29 from Phoenix they get 4 firsts... you'd want swap rights in 24/26/28 too... but they are giving 24 and 26 to Houston already... so that doesn't help... but maybe we take those swap rights as a small sweetner. Look 2024 we likely suck ***... but 2026... CP is 100 years old... KD is KD so he will be on a new team... Book is dating a Kardasian... and ya just never know. Get exotic with it and fold it into some other pick rights too... Like we can swap with any 1st we own.

Long and short... I think you can come away with 6-7 1sts swapping Rudy and Donovan out... and get some interesting prospects like Jovic/Moore/McDaniels... then you look at what you can do with Bogey and Mike... you rent your space out while you groom a couple young players... you have a huge head start on a rebuild.

 

[KqWIN]

You know what....Don and friends to BKN.....Rudy to a team where he can win....we tank. Everyone is happy.

 

[Watcher]

I think its more likely to be Miami still. If it was NY I think it would have been telegraphed. Pat Riley moving in silence. Going to be a super ****** look that we just hired Fiz... have Wade in the ownership group... and traded Don to Miami.

I hope its still NY because those picks will end up in the lotto (at least some). As long as Riley is still around the Heat can rebuild on the fly.

Would be kind of ironic if Don goes to Miami after Wade came to Utah as an owner.

 

[seattlejazzfan]

i the original post is about 90% troll, but the jazz are not setting up a tank, rather they are simply sitting on their hands doing jack **** and will run it back with the players under contract and the leftovers from free agency.

Herro/Wemby going to lead us to the promise land.

wemby is overrated. i'd rather have scoot, whitmore or dariq

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

You know what....Don and friends to BKN.....Rudy to a team where he can win....we tank. Everyone is happy.

He can't go there unless they move Simmons because the NBA cba is weird ****.

 

[Jingled]

Go listen to the hoop collective pod… they indicated it might be happening.

What did they say?

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I just think if Don to NY was happening those dudes would totally telegraph it. They aren't real quiet about what they do.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

What did they say?

Windy brings up do we think Rudy gets traded and McMahon (who is the best and funny AF) says... "you really gonna act like you don't know anything... really..." super long pause and he kinda moved into his speech (like the one he had on TV that is going viral) where he says "what happened last time Danny took over a team"... Tim talked about how they have been advising all offseason that the Jazz rebuild... then talked about Rudy to Minny possibility.

I think the Minny package would be pick heavy and have Russell for salary filler... so no win now value really... I think Windy is tied into Miami still and may know what dominos are falling. He is annoying but he's been all over it this offseason.