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Jazz at Bulls, 13 Dec 2017, starts in 30 mins!

Ron: At least our Star Wars dances were better than this.
Jazzta: Yeah this looks like an oompa loompa reunion
sahlensguy: A rare turnover
JazzMan4Life: lol
Zombie: STOP. GIVING. THE. BALL. AWAY.
Ron: Rubio has forced some passes a bit this game but those are catch able passes going through a couple guys hands.
Catchall: why does boler call have these shots 3s?
MDAV28: Is the tank on again with these turnovers...?


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The Jazz need another point guard. Neto is always hurt and Exum is gone for the year. Just start Mitchell at point and either start Hood or Burks with him.

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sojodave: Rubio can't shoot, pass, rebound, why is he playing?
yamers: 9turnovers
Saint: Rubio has been rebounding well
Witty: how many TOs does rubio have
Zombie: Yay.
yamers: 3
Zombie: Mirotic and Lopez making our bigs look like bitches tonight
yamers: bad take don
yamers: wtf was that
aussietin: jeez these turnovers...
dipship31: we're good at layups
Jazzta: I really wonder about the team's conditioning sometimes, we seem heavy in the legs
sojodave: Yikes, this is ugly
sahlensguy: 0 points from our bigs.
yamers: mitchel wut
MDAV28: What's the Jazz record at the end of this month....
Saint: lmfao
Saint: this game
Saint: kill me
Zombie: Brick. BRICK. Brick.


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Jazzta: You could build an apt complex with all those bricks
yamers: our record by the end of the month is gona be rly bad as predicted
sahlensguy: Brick. Turnover. Turnover. Brick. Turnover. Brick.
yamers: december was going to be bad
MDAV28: Like what game do we win if we drop this one...
yamers: mitchel last 3 possessions rly oput of control
yamers: total 180 from the start
Jazzta: The dubs
Witty: new expansion to the CITY CREEK CENTER after chicago game offers surplus of building materials
dong2ha: such a boring game
Jazzta: Lel
dipship31: LAYUPS
sahlensguy: Mitchell and Rubio are the only starters to score.
sojodave: Just missing shots, oh that's why were losing
dipship31: damn can't get more open than Jonas there
Catchall: hm
yamers: lmao
yamers: hombre back in
Zombie: If we can't win games like this, we may not win again until January
Catchall: Is Hood on a minutes restriction?
sojodave: January 2019
sahlensguy: Going to have to ride Rubio for points in this one
Witty: rubio going for 83 tonight


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Witty: surprised we arent down more
Catchall: I still dont' understand Lopez's hair
Jazzta: Gobert should develop a minifloater like Robin has been showing tonight
MrMojoRisin: what kind of player could we get with a Rubio/Gobert package?
Witty: gobert has the offensive finesse of a jackhammer
Jazzta: A tortilla and a crepe
Catchall: nice take by Hood
Zombie: Rubio probably has negative trade value so I don't think they'd be packaged
Witty: how their defense just collapsed off of rudy posting up is beyond me
Witty: no sensible team would have done that
Zombie: Yeah that was weird.
Saint: Im ready for JOe Johnson to be back
Catchall: I can't remember the last time Udoh played
Saint: having Joe instead of Jerbeko be ready for those wide open shots
Saint: he played in the OKC game
aussietin: Jonas is shooting 46% from 3 this season though, he's doing good. Joe Johnson isn't the answer to our losing streak I think
Witty: man chicago got their dancers going hard to some real ratchet club ****
DownUnder: the Bulls are garbage. We are gonna get waxed so bad when we start playing good teams


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Witty: I see Joe coming and changing the look of our offense. Currently our team doesn't know how to slow down
sahlensguy: Rubio is a scoring machine
sahlensguy: Tonight
yamers: rubio sold his sold for this 1
Witty: i mean if he can do that 2p shot at least its something
Witty: first field goal for rudy this century
aussietin: Refs bailing us out
yamers: rubio turnover ... -_-
JazzMan4Life: Rubio the scoring guard who turns it over a lot
DownUnder: ffs i'm over Rubio incessantly dribbling around in circles.
Witty: rubio ate **** across about 15 feet of the court
Zombie: **** this schedule haha
yamers: lmao
yamers: rubio hombre down for da count
Carbon13: i really like portis
Witty: hes got that crazyeye look
Witty: no wonder he popped that bearded mirotic fellow


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Jazzta: Somehow we're only down 2
Carbon13: yeah he and gobert would be scary from a crazy standpoint
sahlensguy: For the lead
sahlensguy: For a moment
Witty: quin needs to yell at rubio like he did rudy those seasons back
Witty: turned rudy into a good player for a year or two
Zombie: We're only down two because th3 bulls are not a good team
JazzMan4Life: Down only 1 after that garbage half.
Witty: so rubio with 5 TOs?
Witty: if im keeping count right
Carbon13: i hate it when guys dont shoot the half court shots
Carbon13: it only helps ur team dude
Zombie: 5 turnovers. C'mon man.
Carbon13: so what if its a 5% chance
Carbon13: fkn shoot it
DownUnder: there's like 0.0001 % chance a 3/4 crt heave will go in and help your team
DownUnder: he had a dude in front of him
Carbon13: so what
Witty: donovan already has inflated inefficiency shooting numbers
Carbon13: theres a 0% chance if you dont shoot it
Carbon13: so what
DownUnder: find something more important to get wound up about
Carbon13: its about helping your team
Saint: lmao
Carbon13: not about numbers
yamers: ITS ABOUT BEING A HOMBRE
Carbon13: YOLO
Witty: oh its that weird painter dude for halftime show antics
Witty: maybe hell paint the jordan pushoff
yamers: only 1 side of the arena can see it
Carbon13: i hope he paints jerry sloan
Witty: his pants and shirt are splattered with paint so you know he's the real deal
Carbon13: he must paint all the time


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Zombie: He is never not painting
DownUnder: Marcus Smart shooting about 32 % from the field Probably still way more effective than Rubio
yamers: LMAO
yamers: this is the most WTF halftime show of the year
Carbon13: i bet marcus smart would shoot a full court heave with no time on the clock
yamers: worse than the hypnotist
Carbon13: i see my mother
Jazzta: Is yamers around here tonight?
Witty: im pissed, i had an amazon package stolen off my porch today
Carbon13: whoa
yamers: would watch bon ross
Carbon13: that would infuriate me
Witty: the hell are you supposed to do about it
Jazzta: Crap that sucks
yamers: bob ross
Carbon13: what do they do in that sitch?
Jazzta: i wished they were caught on the spot
Witty: ****ing there's like no advice out there other than try to call amazon
yamers: ricky rubio's grandmah jazzta in this bitch
yamers: trying to convince us rubio is an all star
yamers: GET OVER IT
Carbon13: it must happen a lot
Carbon13: was it expensive?
Jazz4ever: install a camera
Witty: $54 bucks
Witty: yeah a camera, so i can just watch them do it next time
Jazzta: A neighbor?
Witty: i mean it might deter it
Witty: but they just put on a bunch of clothes
DownUnder: how do you stop the bleep sound when a message shows up on this ?
Zombie: I read an article once about drug dealers that would ship thru like ups to houses they knew noone would be home for
Zombie: Then "steal the package"
Zombie: But one of them was received and it happened to be the mayor of that towns house
Zombie: Cops showed up and shot the mayor's dog
aussietin: It's a pretty good painting of Leia, to be fair
Zombie: Quite a ********
yamers: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUTS
Jazzta: You could maybe give directions for dropping the package in a more hidden spot around the house?
yamers: letshope mitchell shows up
Witty: princess leia, i knew this guy was a WEEB
yamers: vanished after 5mins of dominance at the start
aussietin: Put a sign on the porch teaching them the hidden spot -trollface-


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Witty: well it was my girlfriend. she ordered from hot topic and the shipper was that awful offbeat 'ontrac' company
yamers: BIG BALLER BRAND
Witty: who probably as useful as a tumor next to ups
Rubashov: halftime show was ok. anyone seen the new star wars yet?
Witty: oh god did you watch the lakers/knicks
Carbon13: anyone listen to that sam vecenie x tony jones pod?
Carbon13: was a pretty good one
Carbon13: sounds like we need to draft Mikal Bridges
Witty: the dad couldnt stop being a lunatic on the sidelines
Witty: camera couldnt stay off of him either
Jazz4ever: mikal will go top 8 no?
Jazzta: At least you have a gf
Carbon13: yeah i think so
yamers: https://media1.giphy.com/media/DkMMs138Ae3N6/giphy.gif?cid=8e2f2bd95a31de326673597049768c69" alt="" style="width:179px" />
Carbon13: hes top of the line
Rubashov: yamers stop posting gay porn...
Witty: lebron sure does need to come to terms with his whole balding thing
Jazz4ever: poor hulkster
yamers: rubio trying to go for the john wick look but plays like enrique iglesias
Jazzta: Remember when Boozer painted his head? ?
Carbon13: i think its a good look for the rubster
Carbon13: i bet he gets a lot of dates
Carbon13: with girls
Rubashov: guys too probably


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Carbon13: hehe
DownUnder: and trannies
Jazzta: Alright 2nd half, let's start pulling ahead
Carbon13:
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sojodave: Gobert has no hands
MDAV28: Lopez plays so far off on those Gobert screens
Witty: seems like gobert's post defense has regressed
yamers: mitchel alive again
DownUnder: pacers with a chance to tie .. i can't wait to see the meltdown as OKC keep losing
Witty: im too lazy to find a stream
Witty: heres a funny story
Witty: i had the jazz bulls up on my TV from my computer
Witty: and i was testing a twitch broadcast, except i chose the wrong monitor
Witty: so i was accidentally streaming the jazz bulls game on twitch for like 30 seconds
Witty: and i still got some automated warning
aussietin: wait wtf was that pass to favors


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JazzMan4Life: Favs did kick that.
Zombie: Haha that was for sure kicked but hoiberg gotta be smarter than that
Witty: great now theres gonna be some heinous makeup call
MDAV28: Bulls are staying home on the corner shooters. Skip passes not there
yamers: cmon ingles
Witty: homie almost put it in at 3/4 court
sojodave: Mitchell on fire
Jazzta: We look smoother now in off
Jazz4ever: mitchell has answered the call
yamers: i like how if lonzo ball had this statline
Catchall: Favors with one shot in the game, goes out in the 3rd quarter.
JazzMan4Life: Nice pass by DM
yamers: he gets national coverage on every ****ing tv show
yamers: absolutle joke
Saint: nice to see Mitchell and Rubio having strong 3rd quarters
Jazz4ever: rubio has found his mid range jumper finally, its crucial to his success
Zombie: Yeah it's amazing how much better an offense looks when every other possession isn't turned over


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Getting Rubio a wide open 3 is NOT a good offensive play. The dude couldn't pee in the tub while standing in it.

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aussietin: forrealz though, lonzo goes 17/8 and on 6/13 shooting and its like 'LONZO SHINES IN MSG', its ridiculous.
Witty: lol these drum guys, whoever micd it up did an awful job
Witty: its like they just threw a microphone in one of the garbage cans
Zombie: It sounds sooo bad haha
DownUnder: important that Don has hit a floater, and pull up jumper midrange
Zombie: It's also important that Rudy learns how to catch less than perfect bounce passes
Catchall: Gobert changes the game as much as anyone defensivey
Saint: Id rather Rubio not take those midrange shots, but when he makes them it's nice
Witty: if rubio keeps it up he might actually escape with a positive +/-
Saint: all 3 of Rubio's 3 point attempts have looked good today
yamers: IF
DownUnder: the midrange shots are the only shots he can make
sojodave: That hook was hilarious
Witty: though it could be by virtue of environment since the bulls went cold
MDAV28: 5 TOs Ricky...
yamers: mitch got fouled
JazzMan4Life: Other than the TOs Rubio is actually playing well this game
yamers: hood needs to spot up more
Catchall: Nwaba is a cool name. Could be a Star Wars character
yamers: i dont like him handling the ball too much


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