Jazz offer college scholarships for every win

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[infection]

Is this like when a team trades a pick that’s top 59 protected?

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I like this as I mentioned in another thread... first- good Ryan puts some money into helping some kids.

Second - It can guilt the guys into hustling every night. Oh you didn't think tonight's game was important... I guess little Timmy can tell his mom to get a third job so he can go to college.

If this doesn't work he will then pledge $1M for every win to fighting cancer. If that doesn't work it gets pretty dark... he will kill a puppy every time they lose.

 

[TheGoldStandard]

I like this as I mentioned in another thread... first- good Ryan puts some money into helping some kids.

Second - It can guilt the guys into hustling every night. Oh you didn't think tonight's game was important... I guess little Timmy can tell his mom to get a third job so he can go to college.

If this doesn't work he will then pledge $1M for every win to fighting cancer. If that doesn't work it gets pretty dark... he will kill a puppy every time they lose.

Quin already has the market for this one.

 

[infection]

Save Toby - Wikipedia

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[Handlogten's Heros]

Save Toby - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Look are you pro-education? then win.

Are you anti-cancer? Then prove it.

Are you pro-puppy? Then you better bring this one home.

If we lose tonight or any night it just means the team is against educating minorities and the under-privileged its really that simple.

 

[The Jazz Wonderbra]

I like this as I mentioned in another thread... first- good Ryan puts some money into helping some kids.

Second - It can guilt the guys into hustling every night. Oh you didn't think tonight's game was important... I guess little Timmy can tell his mom to get a third job so he can go to college.

If this doesn't work he will then pledge $1M for every win to fighting cancer. If that doesn't work it gets pretty dark... he will kill a puppy every time they lose.

Yeah, great incentive program for all involved. See, Corporations ARE people and some even have souls...

However, why kill a puppy when you can take Crazy Larry's method?

 

[Jazzinho]

Now every pregame they take the person supposed to win the scolarship in case of win to the locker room and the kid gives a motivation speech.

Even beter, the kid will be sitting on the bench, Every mid-range shot with 16 on the clock we will hear a scream "Nooooooooooooooo", from the bench. Every turnover "You're killing my future!!!!", every ofensive rebound for the oponent, every poor defensive effort, they will have to look the kid in the eyes. Simply genius.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Now every pregame they take the person supposed to win the scolarship in case of win to the locker room and the kid gives a motivation speech.

Even beter, the kid will be sitting on the bench, Every mid-range shot with 16 on the clock we will hear a scream "Nooooooooooooooo", from the bench. Every turnover "You're killing my future!!!!", every ofensive rebound for the oponent, every poor defensive effort, they will have to look the kid in the eyes. Simply genius.

And when they lose give him a Greg Ostertag bobblehead doll as a parting gift.

 

[infection]

Okay, so per Ryan Smith on Woj podcast, the players have known about this since the pre-season. So if you were excited about this charity holding the players’ efforts hostage, then sorry to be the wet blanket.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Okay, so per Ryan Smith on Woj podcast, the players have known about this since the pre-season. So if you were excited about this charity holding the players’ efforts hostage, then sorry to be the wet blanket.

But we know now, and now they know that we know.