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Jazz Season Will End Against Portland Tomorrow

Anthony (ankle) is available for Wednesday's contest against the Jazz, Casey Holdahl of the Trail Blazers' official site reports.
Oh good. They really need his defense.

And by "they", I mean the Jazz.
 
Man, i even forgot Melo played on the Blazers. Took me halfway into reading the op to remember.

Would be fun to face the Blazers in the first round
 
Oh good. They really need his defense.

And by "they", I mean the Jazz.
Carmelo is the jazz secret weapon. No way we win that OKC series a few years ago without his assistance

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Uhh, it was the assistance of the refs that gave you that series. a Game 6
Fixed.



We were killing them in Game 5 when this happened. They actually called that a foul on Gobert... put him in foul trouble, he had to sit, which immediately triggered a huge OKC run. It was so annoying that the NBA made us play an extra game to put those clowns away.
 
OK, we all see the Jazz sitting in first place. But let's be real, they had tons of advantages to get there:
- Jazz feasted on the weak West teams
- LeBron was out for a third of the season
- shortened 72 game season (if 82 games, Jazz would lose last ten and be out of playoffs)
- no opponent wanted to get rebounds because Gobert was standing there and all worried about what new virus he was carrying that he would spread throughout the world
Having all those advantages you Jazz are in first place. But I'll be fair and say fair play to you.

However, tomorrow night your season officially ends. Over. Reality sinks in -- your team is worthless. Why? Because you are playing Portland....that means you are playing Melo The Jazz Killer. Not me, but the real guy - the guy with three Olympic gold medals, the guy with an NCAA Championship, the guy known throughout the world as Melo The Jazz Killer.

The beatdown Melo will hand to the Jazz...you will not recover. Remember when we dropped the A-Bomb on Japan? That was it, game over for Japan. Japan never won another game during that world tournament. Same thing will happen to the Jazz. The beatdown Melo will put on you Jazz will be Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined. Devastating. You Jazz will never recover. You Jazz will be done. You Jazz will not win another game. Season over. Melo will officially kill the Jazz.
The weak western teams. That is too funny considering the NY Knicks recent road trip. Beside the fact that the Western conference has dominated the Eastern conference for years so much they changed the All-star game and considered changing the playoff format to the best 16 teams. Why not just be happy that the Knicks are vastly improved and have bright future in the weak East instead of predicting the demise of the Jazz. Are you jealous of our league best record?
 
It was so annoying that the NBA made us play an extra game to put those clowns away.

I remember that series well. Jazz were scared. Had flyweights to deal with the heavyweight Adams. Series went six games....I believe if you add up all the points from all six games, Jazz only beat OKC by 10 or so.

Believe me, you don't want to meet Portland with Melo in the playoffs this year. Just watch what happens tonight. You'll get that same treatment for four straight playoff games.
 
Why not just be happy that the Knicks are vastly improved and have bright future in the weak East instead of predicting the demise of the Jazz.

Should I be happy that we beat the Nazis? No. I wanted more. I wanted the Nuremberg Trials; I wanted Germany split up into East and West; I wanted that funny little moustache banned.... Wining isn't everything, you know. There is great joy in winning and then crushing the losers you left behind. My Knicks right now are the second best team in NBA and fourth best team in all four major sports. When you get to that position (and you Jazz never will) we are entitled to gloat.
 
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