Jazzfanz ALL-TIME Fantasy Draft

[Dr. Jones]

Shaq won a finals MVP.

shhhh .. we had him just where we want him..

 

[ema]

Who are you calling 'common', punk?

If I were dal, I'd post a common video. But I can't stand rap music. Yo!

Who cares if you made a bad pick? It's just a game. And you landed the greatest PG of all time. It's all good.

Yeah, I know. And I agree. And especially at the bold section of your sentence, you spoke the truth.

Btw, PKM can't accept the fact that I stole Stockton before his pick. He's wounded.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Btw, PKM can't accept the fact that I stole Stockton before his pick. He's wounded.

That's it. I got stuck with some dude out of Michigan State..

 

[ema]

That's it. I got stuck with some dude out of Michigan State..

What a pity...

If it's a trade offer, throw more on the table, otherwise I reject it.

 

[Dr. Jones]

What a pity...

If it's a trade offer, throw more to the table, otherwise I reject it.

I'll stick with Magic.

 

[ema]

I'll stick with Magic.

Because you think he's a Magic stick.

OK, that was terrible, I'm going to the bed, goodnight everyone.

I know who Whisky will pick btw.

 

[UGLI baby]

We're supposed to judge everyone by their "prime" right?

Technically Magic got the HIV right during his prime, so PKM has HIV Magic.

Sorry PKM, you got a raw deal.

 

[Hotdog]

Let's re-do the draft. I want to pick someone else.

I pick Wilt the stilt.

Next

 

[Dr. Jones]

We're supposed to judge everyone by their "prime" right?

Technically Magic got the HIV right during his prime, so PKM has HIV Magic.

Sorry PKM, you got a raw deal.

Stop the hate, it won't work.

 

[UGLI baby]

Stop the hate, it won't work.

Rules are rules. Nothing personal.

 

[Former Member]

Gentlemen,

With my first pick, I draft...

Hakeem "The Dream" Olajuwon

All-time leader in blocks!

Perhaps the greatest player to ever play the game in the low block!

Bringing it on both ends of the court!

 

[Dr. Jones]

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