Mango flavored Pepsi Next , cable tv (once the jazz season is over), Sports talk radio personalities that talk more about themselves than they do sports, Mondays , Halloween, War, Batman Movies, Lindsey Lohan, Media coverage of the Royal Pregnancy, those new 'safety' electrical outlets , The gravy at KFC, about 70 useless cable stations, Convenience charges for paying over the internet, Facebook, The Hadco House of Hose truck that I follow to work 2-4 times a week that can't make it up the hill at 55 mph, dibbles, the weather laddy on channel 2, burglars, mean people, christmas tree lots, the Utah DWR's war on German Browns, chubs at Strawberry reservoir, dude with the trailer with no tail lights going 50 on the freeway at night, dude with trailer going 85 on the freeway while the trailer is whipping around, women with knee high boots and sparkle butt jeans, Orrin Hatch, David Stern, Derek Fisher, The leak in my roof, the neighbors dog that craps in my yard