Jimmer (not) a Jazzman

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Once upon a time someone who was 6'2 got into the NBA and got DNP's for the Sacramento Kings, the end.

 

[UGLI baby]

Once upon a time someone who was 6'2 got into the NBA and got DNP's for the Sacramento Kings, the end.

Tom Cruise gonna play Jimner in the up coming Disney movie: "Riding the Pine".

 

[Stifle Tower]

Wat?

You really think that is the story??

Srs question....you from Utah?


PS: pull up a chair and let me tell you the tale of Josea Juan Barea. You are going to love it!!

Or let me tell you the story of one Tim Tebow, a great college player, but a rather average professional prospect. However, he had a zealous group of fans due to his religious beliefs. They believed, Jimmer, I mean Tim, could walk on water and meant a guaranteed championship for any team just willing to give him his inalienable right to play.

 

[One Brow]

Would he be better than Garrett?

Meh.

 

[UGLI baby]

Or let me tell you the story of one Tim Tebow, a great college player, but a rather average professional prospect. However, he had a zealous group of fans due to his religious beliefs. They believed, Jimmer, I mean Tim, could walk on water and meant a guaranteed championship for any team just willing to give him his inalienable right to play.

Tebow won a playoff game.

Tebow's NFL achievements dwarf Jimners NBA achievements.

 

[carolinajazz]

....how about the Spurs? Might not be a bad fit!

 

[UGLI baby]

#jommer

 

[JimLes]

When he's willing to go by James like a proper grown-up, maybe, MAYBE I'd consider him. The sound of "Jimmer" is so douchebaggy, that alone would discourage me.

 

[Saint Cy of JFC]

Tom Cruise gonna play Jimner in the up coming Disney movie: "Riding the Pine".

Cuba Gooding Jr. to play Brandon Davies, who unites with Jimner when Jimner signs with the Sixers. Sixers eventually sign entire BYU team from Jimner's senior year. They movies follows the team as they lose a NBA record 27 games in arow.

 

[8]

The thread title overtly proclaims why it doesn't belong in the Jazz forum, and yet......

 

[David Stern]

Jimmer > JLIII

 

[homeytennis]

Jimmer > JLIII

Dimemagazine had a story that the buyout is very close to being finalized.

 

[Tarkanian]

well I hate player hysteria and any kind of "insert name"-mania.
I seriously dislike and distrust organization called NBA and its business-first mentality as regards basketball.
I hate that NBA has grown a huge liking for big market cities and the like.
I seriously would love to watch a NAIA basketball match than watching Lebrons of today being blatantly favoured by some refs, who are nothing but employees of a profit-mongering (word?) association.

That said; I am all for a Frigidaire-addition to the team.
two reasons;
ticketzz & three pointers

 

[Avery]

A quick history lesson:



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[UGLI baby]

"jimmering"

 

[Stifle Tower]

A Utah history lesson:

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[Sexual Favors]

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But he's not from the Clippers.

 

[gregbroncs]

Would he be better than Garrett?

Meh.

No.
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I want no part of Jimmer.

 

[Doublea]

Can't wait for Jimmer to go to New York or somewhere and just start Jimmermania.

 

[Stifle Tower]

I hear he's going to GS. They want to corner the market on 3-pt shooters.