Jimmer to Favors
Banned
Jimmer dribbles down the court, sweat dripping from his face. He glances at the game clock, the time reads 10 seconds left. The Jazz are down by 1. Jimmer makes eye contact with Favors. Favors begins to head to the top of the 3 point line to set a pick for The Jimmer. Jimmer goes around the pick, and jumps to shoot a 3 pointer. LeCrab James and Dwine Wade both collapse on The Jimmer as The Jimmer rises over the top of both of them. Favors realizes the opening to the lane and sprints to the basket, as he gets to the free throw line he explodes off two feet. The Jimmer recognizes and throws the oop from the top of his 40 inch vertical jump shot. Chris Bosh and Joel Anthony both make humorous attempts to break the pass up, that fail miserably. Favors catches the pass at the height of his jump. Favors then ferociously slams the ball, disfiguring the face of Ilgauskas even further. The clock reaches zero after the bucket. Jazz win the 2012 National Championship. Lebron and Wade lose 2nd Championship in a row. Jimmer is then crowned the reincarnation of Joseph Smith.
