Jingles love from around the league with the poem of the decade

[JazzAvenues]

Special award by a poster from an unknown team:


I'm Joe Ingles, bitch.
Family man, but I'll still give your girl the tingles, bitch.
Pop a three like a fresh can of Pringles, bitch.
D you up like I'm a bad case of shingles, bitch.
Clips passed, guess what? You got jingled, bitch.
Helpin' blind kids see, I'm Kris Kringle, bitch.
Dame Dolla wants me on the next single, bitch.
Hand between her legs, I see your girl got that Ingles itch.


Here is the link if you don’t know the Jingles helping blind boy see. http://kutv.com/news/local/special-...ee-jazz-joe-ingles-see-boy-changes-everything




Raptors-You get jingled! And you get jingled! You all get jingled!!!


Rockets-We got friccin Jingled


Nuggets-This dude was unstoppable, so deflating for the rockets when this dude is just nailing everything.


Unk-He blends in with the hardwood


Sonics-White guy? On the BASKETBALL court? Leave him open, he ain't doin nothin. Double team all the not white guys. Yo CP3, check out this flop! HERE I GOOOOOOOO.


Celetics-He may look like a plumber....but this plumbers got ya beat


76ers-Hes a top 5 shooter in the NBA. 44% 3P% on 6 3PA per game. I know he doesnt exactly look the part, but i find it amazing how teams are still not covering him like a real threat.


Bulls-After one of Mitchell’s passes to Ingles in the 4th, he literally just turned around and slowly walked away as jingles hit the trey. That’s some chemistry right there.


Cavs-Just checked his contract and it's amazing. wtf

14/12/11.9/10.8


Cavs-I wonder how it feels to get Jingled


Unk-he'll fix your drains then turn around and drain it on you


Celtics-Friccin morons kept leaving him wide open. That's how you get jingled


Unk-I don’t know jack about advanced statistics but I’m impressed because I didn’t think 100+% TS was even possible. However, Please tell me it’s more relevant than the QB rating metric.


Lakers-This is what it feels like to blessed by God Himself.

 

[Getting Traded]

Not sure I would give it an A in my creative writing class, but it works for Jazzfanz.

 

[Siro]

 

[Archie Moses]

 

[Archie Moses]

 

[Archie Moses]

 

[Archie Moses]

 

[Rubashov]

I find this deeply disturbing, like what is that kangaroo doing hanging out in the background? Why are there Christmas bells? Just odd.

 

[SoUjazzfan]

When thinking of some of the early and even mid-season threads when people on our very own beloved forum were talking **** on Joe, D.L. and his contract. You bitches have all been Jingled yourselves!

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Australian Larry Bird


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[Rubashov]

When thinking of some of the early and even mid-season threads when people on our very own beloved forum were talking **** on Joe, D.L. and his contract. You bitches have all been Jingled yourselves!

i stuck fat, Joe's my boy.

 

[nateboz]

Toby Jingles

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Not sure I would give it an A in my creative writing class, but it works for Jazzfanz.

Sure blows away your Rubio poems, Professor.

 

[Jazz Traveler]

My favorite.

 

[Getting Traded]

Sure blows away your Rubio poems, Professor.

My Rubio poem was pretty bad, but my Jingle Bells one was very good. I didn't put much effort into the Rubio because I wasn't really feeling it. I was just frustrated with him because I had high expectations for him -- well, he did turn it around, thankfully.