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Jordan Clarkson Nickname

If I’m Boler, I’d probably call him The Jordan Clarkson Express or just The Clarkson Express I mean when he’s ballin of course. Lot’s of oblique references from the Blues canon (Clarkson KY), but also where he came from Ex.
It’ll be some lame *** name like the Mini-Microwave, Human Torch, or Filipino Flame.
 
It’ll forever be my best nickname. Best part is Fav knew about it and replied “I’ll have to think about it, lol”.



as for JC, I have a good friend who always teaches me some fun Tagalog slang.

I say we call J.C. Lodi. When he does dope **** like a dunk or a buzzer-bearer (idk) we can yell PETMALODI or some ****. It’ll be fun. Lodi backwards is idol. Fun to say. Petmalu means extreme, so ppl fuse it with lodi to call someone an extreme idol.
This is the best so far but nicknames just have to come naturally...

Mailman
Golden Griff
Big Dawg
Horny
Boom Bitches
Money Memo
AK47
Spida
Douchebag (Gordon nickname)

otherwise just call them by the damn name they mamas gave em!
 
Call him the Hotel Shower... cuz it goes hot and cold but nothing in between.
 
This is the best so far but nicknames just have to come naturally...

Mailman
Golden Griff
Big Dawg
Horny
Boom Bitches
Money Memo
AK47
Spida
Douchebag (Gordon nickname)

otherwise just call them by the damn name they mamas gave em!
You forgot Slick Willy.
 
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