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kiri.de.carlos

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Dear Mr. Collins,

As a concerned Jazz fan it has come to my attention that you are once again a free agent. We would like to propose that you come and play for us again. With our new logo and uniforms it will be like a whole new team…with all the same faces you remember! We can’t offer very much, but what we can offer you is memories.

Remember when you took the rookie Deron Williams out on the town had to make up names for the cops? Oh that wasn’t you? Well, forget memories let’s look at the good stats and fortune you made.

Remember the year you scored 20 points a game and pulled down 10 rebounds a night? That wasn’t you either?

The years you made 10 million or more dollars a season? Again, not you?

So what exactly did you do while you were here? You were a good person and a stand up guy? Is that all? I thought that was Derek Fisher. No, it was you? …interesting.

So, about you coming back, umm I think we’ll go with Boozer instead. Thanks.

Love,

Concerned Jazz Fan
 
1). Good to see k.d.c. back

2). Your post was awesome until you said you didn't want J-Co back.

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Jarron Collins changed my life.

No. Screw that.


Jarron Collins is my life.



Jarron Collins was my life.


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Jarron Collins is a once-in-a-millenium freak of nature. Out yonder from my back door is a big-*** forest. For years now, I been goin out there everyday, huntin coons and squirrels, pickin berries and crab-apples, and lookin for lost BABES.

Never once, and I do mean not even ONCE, have I ever seen one of them trees flop. Takes talent, I tellya!
 
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This makes me happy.

You know he's drinking Campari, too. Either that or prescription cough syrup. Man, wouldn't it be cool if Jarron Collins had like a serious meth problem and smacked bitches all the time?
 
You know he's drinking Campari, too. Either that or prescription cough syrup. Man, wouldn't it be cool if Jarron Collins had like a serious meth problem and smacked bitches all the time?

That is obviously Sangria made with the finest red wine available; maybe just a splash of Tussin on special occasions.
 
That is obviously Sangria made with the finest red wine available; maybe just a splash of Tussin on special occasions.

Ya aint givin the King of Flops enough credit for knowin the quickest way to induce a flop, eh, Prod? Imma fix it for ya:

That is obviously Sangria made with the finest red wine available; indubitably laced with a crapload of ruffies.
 
This is a nice thread and it makes me think of good times on Jazzfanz. I'm bringing JC back...from the dead. Resurrect JC!
 
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