Kessler's girlfriend is the new Miss America

[Tremendous Upside]

True love is always so heartwarming

 

[Rubashov]

True love is always so heartwarming

Heartwarming? haven't you read the previous page about appropriate breeding? Have a word with yourself.

 

[SoberasHotRod]

View: https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1876467457440813476

Pretty awesome of coach Hardy to share that moment with him.

 

[Rubashov]

Pretty awesome of coach Hardy to share that moment with him.

Be awesome if they ever shared a win that matters, it will never happen.

 

[HermanG]

The average straight guy probably chooses his breeding partner from about 10 possible realistic candidates. And, statistically, he is pretty happy with his choice afterwards. A guy like Kessler can have a selection pool of several hundreds, and he will be equally happy with many dozens of them. It makes perfect sense to select a tall woman and set up his kids for the best future (it is very, very common for the kids of the NBA players to also play basketball from a very young age and to have very high expectations).

"...can have a selection of several hundreds..."

Dude chose Miss America. Sure she might explode giving birth to his children but I'd still say he picked damn well.

Want to add a cold-blood calculated athlete baby? Get a surrogate or whatever. Dont choose your life partner based on that.

 

[fishonjazz]

Breeding partner? LOL.

To be fair, the gold standard brought up that term, not jazznik

 

[fishonjazz]

Kessler on his death bed:

"I should have held out for Miss Universe".

Lol. Funniest post I have seen in a long time

 

[SoberasHotRod]

To be fair, the gold standard brought up that term, not jazznik

They were both funny, just in different ways. In one case I was laughing with them and the other at them.

 

[infection]

Locke said this morning that she's been his GF since Auburn days and that he did indeed take separate transportation (rather than getting on the team bus) after the game in order to rush over to see her win.

The way you worded this in one sentence and starting talking about Auburn, I was thinking you were initially meaning that he took separate transportation at Auburn in general, partially because I’m thinking about Doug Christie, until that last line made it clear it meant Sunday. Did anyone else read it that way? I think it’s funnier reading it that way.

 

[infection]

View: https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1876467457440813476

Which one is Walker Kessler?

 

[infection]

Damn, guys. I’m so out of touch that when I heard Walker Kessler’s girlfriend my mind immediately went to Kyle Filipowski’s girlfriend since she’s the one there was so much drama with before. It didn’t click until my wife told me she was 22.

 

[FrenchJazzFa]

Great choice from Walter. Maybe we should ask him to choose our picks instead of DA, he looks much more clever than old Danny when it goes to picking .