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knowing **** from shinola - and other colloquialisms

OT: (this sounds better with a wildly southern accent)

Be careful on them icy roads, it's slicker than a minnow's (pronounced "minnuhs") dick out there.

Didn't even know they got icy roads in da south. I s'pose it's humid there, and it probably dips below the freezing point every now and then.
 
Didn't even know they got icy roads in da south. I s'pose it's humid there, and it probably dips below the freezing point every now and then.

Really? Yeah.. it ices all the way to southern Georgia and even down to Orlando on occasion.
 
Didn't even know they got icy roads in da south. I s'pose it's humid there, and it probably dips below the freezing point every now and then.

Where I grew up, it snows about every other year, and it only took a skiff to close the schools and declare the day a holiday. . . . and for fifteen cars to slide of the road somehow. . . .
 
Where I grew up, it snows about every other year, and it only took a skiff to close the schools and declare the day a holiday. . . . and for fifteen cars to slide of the road somehow. . . .

It's really not a mystery.
 
Anyone know the origin of this phrase?

**** you, you mother****ing **** sucking sonofabitch!!
 
For the record, if you put the word for rooster and the word for sucking, you know, um, sucking, together then it isn't caught by the filter. Yikes.
 
sticking with the sports related colloquialisms for a bit:

  • par for the course - (golf) average or typical, about what you'd expect
  • withing striking distance - (bowling) within 10 points (also related to an "arm's length" or close enough to hit with your arm)
  • hit it out of the ballpark - (baseball)very successful, exceeding expectations; sort of the opposite of "par for the course"
  • saved by the bell - (boxing) to be interrupted and rescued just before something unfortunate was about to happen
  • in the homestretch - (horse racing, again!) the final phase of a project
 
sticking with the sports related colloquialisms for a bit:

  • par for the course - (golf) average or typical, about what you'd expect
  • withing striking distance - (bowling) within 10 points (also related to an "arm's length" or close enough to hit with your arm)
  • hit it out of the ballpark - (baseball)very successful, exceeding expectations; sort of the opposite of "par for the course"
  • saved by the bell - (boxing) to be interrupted and rescued just before something unfortunate was about to happen
  • in the homestretch - (horse racing, again!) the final phase of a project

"Fourth Down, Ten to Go, What would you do?" = Punt

Once upon a time, this was code for "weren't not getting anywhere, let's go." Back then, LDS missionaries had to memorize "discussions" and were supposed to follow them word for word, eliciting the "right" responses from "investigators". The First Discussion. . . . . hilariously. . . . listed the "investigator" as "Mr. Brown". SRS. This was the Philippines, folks. The people spoke English, and we were required, then, to teach in English, because these were the "leaders" we would seek out to build the Church first. SRS. They spoke pidgin English, a blend of Filipino dialects, Spanish, and English, and they could hardly understand those "Discussions", I always broke it down to their pidgin expressions. . . .I couldn't memorize anything. . . . But even so, a lot of folks just wouldn't come across with the "right" answers our leading questions were supposed to elicit.

I had a companion who used that sports idiom on me a lot. . . . . He had no patience. And yes, that First Discussion had fourteen points, and he would invoke that expression on the fourth one.
 
oh my, this thread is getting out of hand...

And do you know why? It's all those damn horses, that's what.

Because "getting out of hand" is another horse related expression. It means that you're losing control, sort of like what happens when the reins for the horse slip out of your hands - - it's tough to control the horses if you're not holding the reins!
 
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