Korver is trash

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  1. NPC D4617

    NPC D4617 Well-Known Member

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    What about this one. 2420568985_60ffa244cf.jpg
     
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  2. firegirl

    firegirl Well-Known Member

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    You're like really good at googling. Wish I was.


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  3. NPC D4617

    NPC D4617 Well-Known Member

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  4. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    Dude is trying to jump into him to draw a foul. Look at how bad of a position thebshooter is in — no way he makes that. Korver avoided sending him to the line for three, and DWill grabbed the board for a fast break.
    He carries a team to the finals and the elite GSW defense was able to stop him because they didn’t need to focus on anyone else.

    What’s better is comparing his finals numbers to the combined finals numbers AB and those two second round picks will put up.
     
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    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    I’ve kinda got a craving for seeing Korver hot 10 threes in a game. Should have Gobert set a screen for him and get him a three coming off every time down the floor or until he misses three times in a row. Then once the defense all anticipates it, keep Joe and Donovan in each corner and have Favors screen for Donovan so Korver either throws it up, hits Donovan in a wide-open lane, or passes to the corner to Joe if his man’s lost helping.

    At least that’s my novice coaching recommendation.
     
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  6. firegirl

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    More like, "I'm getting roasted so I'm going to talk about stats from the FINALS because hopefully we don't make it to the finals and then I'll be right because the reason we won't make it to the finals is because Korver sucks and stuff."


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  7. Bawse Dawg

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    If this dude is actually Hack.


    Then Hack did not age well.
     
  8. NPC D4617

    NPC D4617 Well-Known Member

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    Who the **** is Hack?
     
  9. NPC D4617

    NPC D4617 Well-Known Member

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    Ive got one that will really stump ya. Is Korver trying not to foul Boozer on the rebound here?
    Carlos+Boozer+Kyle+Korver+Milwaukee+Bucks+68qcUTi2IJnl.jpg
     
  10. Bawse Dawg

    Bawse Dawg Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully not you.

    I never pegged him to be this big of a dumbass, but it's been awhile.
     
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  11. NPC D4617

    NPC D4617 Well-Known Member

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    Ummm. Its actually not hard to do. Just type in what you want. Then hit button. Taduh! Its Magic!
     
  12. infection

    infection Well-Known Member Staff Member 2019 Award Winner 2018 Award Winner

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    Korver was going for the offensive rebound and Boozer came up behind him to grab it. As Kyle is facing away from him, he didn’t know it was Boozer. As Boozer went up, he immediately screamed “AND 1!!” and Korver, thinking it was the other team, didn’t want to get called for an and 1 on a rebound that was out of his hands.
     
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  13. NPC D4617

    NPC D4617 Well-Known Member

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    Lol. We have a winner.
     
  14. NPC D4617

    NPC D4617 Well-Known Member

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    Im setting myself up for a win win. If we make the finals and Korver is the hero, then Im super happy and will gladly admit I was wrong. If he chokes then Im right, and I get to troll you for an entire year.

    See, either way this is going to be fun.
     
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  15. firegirl

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    Worst thread of the year. Easy.


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  16. Thee jazz fan

    Thee jazz fan Well-Known Member

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    Alzheimer’s isn’t a laughing matter
     
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  17. NPC D4617

    NPC D4617 Well-Known Member

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  18. NPC D4617

    NPC D4617 Well-Known Member

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    You sure had to wait a long time to bump this thread. I feel bad for ya. You should get a participation trophy.
     
  19. UtahJazz32

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    That other bulls player is checking out Boozer's ***
     
  20. LogGrad98

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    So you are pointing out he is averaging about 9 ppg? That's awesome, considering the guy we traded for him is averaging about 4. We won!
     

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