Korver is trash

[Jazz4ever]

Since getting Korver our record is 6-5. That doesn't tell the whole story though. We overall have a +8.6 differential with him. a number only the top seeds end up with. Also, we haven't been blown out once since getting him. Prior to Korver, we were blown out 3 times (>20 point losses).

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Wait, why would we only count the 2 second rounders? Burks was in that deal too. So lets count his numbers. Lets also count who we missed out on by taking up cap space another year.

Nice try.

AB has been pretty rough in Cleveland so we should absolutely include hi in the evaluation.

Digging in when you are so clearly wrong is one way to live.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Since getting Korver our record is 6-5. That doesn't tell the whole story though. We overall have a +8.6 differential with him. a number only the top seeds end up with. Also, we haven't been blown out once since getting him. Prior to Korver, we were blown out 3 times (>20 point losses).

This isn’t possible... Korver is old and only plays 15-20 minutes a night... all he can do is shoot... he’s not a difference maker... what is DL even doing... we could have turned AB and seconds into Steph Curry... he probably didn’t even call and ask... derp derp

 

[RRJazz]

Everytime I watched Korver make 3s against us, it felt to me like the opponent was cheating. Now it feels like we are the ones cheating. It feels great.

Also, the way he plays, he's got legs for 3-4 more years easily.

 

[Ellipse]

But he’s so old and washed... these things you say can’t possibly be true... I mean he’s old remember how old he is.

Vampires are immortal. The way Korver sucked the life out of the Blazers last night will keep him going at least until New Year.

 

[firegirl]

Wait, why would we only count the 2 second rounders? Burks was in that deal too. So lets count his numbers. Lets also count who we missed out on by taking up cap space another year.

Nice try.

I feel bad for anyone that knows you in real life. You probably suck the fun out of any room you walk into.


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[Hotdog]

I feel bad for anyone that knows you in real life. You probably suck the fun out of any room you walk into.


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You seem really intrigued with how fun I am.

 

[Gameface]

You seem really intrigued with how fun I am.

I read it more as an interest in your aptitude for sucking.

 

[Scat]

You seem really intrigued with how not fun I am.

Fixed.

 

[firegirl]

Fixed.

Hahahaha!


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[Hotdog]

AB has been pretty rough in Cleveland so we should absolutely include hi in the evaluation.

Digging in when you are so clearly wrong is one way to live.

Wow. Korver really set the world on fire tonight. What a game. 4 whole points 0 -3 from 3 point and a team low plus/minus. And of course the L at home.

You sure showed me.

 

[Hotdog]

Crickets til Korver has another explosive 13 pt game. Cant wait for the hot flames coming from Handlebars zero