Like...society???? Family???? Friends????
I kinda hate it when people go around pointing out logical fallacies but gotdamn, fool. I don't know the extent of your dealings with out-of-towners but there's a predictable national reaction to stories like these. Laughter and disgust generally.
I will admit that I don't know much about much, but I have a feeling that my 10,000+ customer base that was 99% out of state, who would constantly tell me how lucky I was to live in Utah, never laughed or expressed disgust. At most, I got the age old questions about how many wives I had. Granted, these were customers of my fly shop who often traveled thousands of miles to fish the Green River, visit our Parks, and see Temple Square. But I'm sure you're totally right, we're the laughing stock of the Union.