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Beantown said:
She is 1/4. Yes its lifelong and our money doubles when she turns 50.
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Is that as far out as it goes? I mean, your wife is 1/4 and she gets money, but your kids won't because they'll only be 1/8? I used to work with a guy who got money from his tribe, but his kids wouldn't because they were too far removed. Or is it a tribe based decision?
BTW, what tribe is she?
 
Bronco70 said:
Like hanging out on basketball message boards?
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where else?

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(from a website called "godsnuts.com")
 
catratcho said:
Is that as far out as it goes? I mean, your wife is 1/4 and she gets money, but your kids won't because they'll only be 1/8? I used to work with a guy who got money from his tribe, but his kids wouldn't because they were too far removed. Or is it a tribe based decision?
BTW, what tribe is she?
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I believe my kids get something when they are 18 but I am not 100%. She is Ottawa.

Also the church is against tithing on lottery winnings. The Millers pay tithing on all ESA which includes the sale of alchohol. Also our money comes from the profits of the entire resort. Not just the casino portion.
 
I just want to repeat the only two reasons why my faithful followers believe gays should not have the same rights:

1. It's gross.
2. I told you so.

So if there's ever a debate about it, like here, just say one of those two reasons and you'll dominate the opposition. They're as close to a golden gun as you'll get here.
 
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This thread is a joke. Started as a feelgood moment for anarchy loving athiests and went downhill from there.
 
Scorpjazz said:
This thread is a joke. Started as a feelgood moment for anarchy loving athiests and went downhill from there.
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YEAAA THOSE ANARCHY LOVING ATHEISTS RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!! THEY ARE ATHEISTS SO THEY LOVE ANARCHY AND CHAOS RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!! lol man, you crack me up.

By the way, I fully support the notion that we work in mysterious ways to solve all the **** ups we've done over the years in controlling your planet. I love how you guys do that. It's like, we didn't even NEED to intervene with some ham-handed revelation/explanation, you just assume there's a divine reason Butters was made bishop, I love it. Some of you guys will make great footstools for me in the celestial kingdom.
 
Jesus Christ said:
YEAAA THOSE ANARCHY LOVING ATHEISTS RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!! THEY ARE ATHEISTS SO THEY LOVE ANARCHY AND CHAOS RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!! lol man, you crack me up.

By the way, I fully support the notion that we work in mysterious ways to solve all the **** ups we've done over the years in controlling your planet. I love how you guys do that. It's like, we didn't even NEED to intervene with some ham-handed revelation/explanation, you just assume there's a divine reason Butters was made bishop, I love it. Some of you guys will make great footstools for me in the celestial kingdom.
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He said stool.
 
Beantown said:
I believe my kids get something when they are 18 but I am not 100%. She is Ottawa.

Also the church is against tithing on lottery winnings. The Millers pay tithing on all ESA which includes the sale of alchohol. Also our money comes from the profits of the entire resort. Not just the casino portion.
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The Church doesn't want any money from any gambling. I was just curious what you're thoughts are. I asked my dad about it yesterday (he's been a bishop twice {no, he's not Buttars}). He just thought about it for a second and said, "I don't know".
 
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