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Boris said:
No. I dropped myself. See, I was cursed with a photographic memory an remember everything sense 10 months old. This made me insane by 13 months an so I started banging my head on the porcelain bathtub an especially on the toilets. They were my Favourite.
Kin you imagine going insane at 13 months?
When I was 18 months I jumped threw a stainless glass window fell onto a rock garden.
When I turned 3 on my birthday I went up to this wrassler in Arkansas named Prophet Johnson. Weirdo guy wore a suit and tie with no jacket. I told him you are fake an kicked him in the nuts. He threw me to the bleachers top row.
When I turned 5 an they sent me to school I use to tie the shoe laces of the kids playin basketball an put gum in the girls hair than smack there poiter hole. Always gave them a Lacrosse Mit first an said hold this for a second. Odd stage in life wanning to be strangled by a net. Good think papa dint have a boat.

Anyhow, after my suicide years I tried ta do it the right way an so I got a job working for the federal government in social security benefits. I thought, you know what Boris, they tell me pharmacists have high suicide rates. But I think hey, why not go even more bigger.
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Right on [MENTION=4486]Boris[/MENTION] Anything worth doing is worth doing right.
 
b_line said:
Fish is still making that Knicks money, he had a contract.

Also, it's awesome that media is starting to come around on the Fisher leaving Utah situation.
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Yep. That's what I was going to point out. I'll bet his child support and alimony will be adjusted once the contract ends and his earnings decrease.
 
I think this is the first thread I've read where Cy said anything relevant or meaningful. Cunning Linguist getting pwnasaurusrex'd.
 
As someone once told me...that's the screwing he gets for the screwing he got.

I remember him being praised as a high-character guy in the thread after we acquired him. That sure changed!

One of my all-time favorite photos is still the "Fisher Lied" chicks.
 
He can shoot threes. What's the big deal? Let him play. How else can a big ego player be convinced that he is no where near the athletic level of league at his age?
 
Stifle Tower said:
I remember him being praised as a high-character guy in the thread after we acquired him. That sure changed!
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I bet no one is ever making that kind mistake again. That being said, I believe he is a wily veteran that can teach at least some tricks of the trade to some of the puppies in the league.

addictionary said:
He can shoot threes. What's the big deal? Let him play. How else can a big ego player be convinced that he is no where near the athletic level of league at his age?
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Well, if Trey Burke can hope to find a place in the league, so can Fisher. Please notice that I've said "can hope". Burke's true shooting percentage in his three years in the league have been .473, .455 and .507 - atrocious numbers, of course. Fisher, in comparison, had .464, .492 and .542 during his last three seasons in the league. Both players are subpar athletically and neither can defend well.

https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/b/burketr01.html
https://www.basketball-reference.com/players/f/fishede01.html
 
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