Longest Thread Ever

[babe]

I'm currently living it up at the Hotel California.
They told me I can check out any time I want, but I can never leave.

I wonder, can you levy?

would that make you a lever? am I the levee?

 

[Jazz Spazz]

It's rough being the New Kid In Town:
Great expectations, everybody's watching you
People you meet, they all seem to know you
Even your old friends treat you like you're something new

But now that I've finally accepted who I am and where I am in life, I've got a Peaceful, Easy Feeling!

I'm glad you found that feeling.
I'm still searching for those storied pretty maids all in a row, but I'm thinking the search will all have been wasted time.
It was my last resort, but I wanted to try and love again.
I'm afraid I was a victim of love.
I'm bound to be a desperado the rest of my life.

 

[UGLI baby]

burn this page.

 

[babe]

BABE or BABY, n. A misshapen creature of no particular age, sex, or condition, chiefly remarkable for the violence of the sympathies and antipathies it excites in others, itself without sentiment or emotion.

indeed. I try not to take it personally.

That is however the way males react to other men's spawn. If it's your own, perhaps, doing mid night burbings, ba-bas, and diaper changes gives way in time to being grateful someone actually cares about you. . . . .

 

[Jazz Spazz]

burn this page.

I stabbed it with my steely knife, but I just can't kill the beast.

 

[Stifle Tower]

You're free as the breeze
You're always at ease
You lives in the jungle and hangs by your knees
As you swings through the trees
Without a trapeze in your B.V.D.s

Guitarzan, is that you?

Nope, it's Guitar Man, with an "M."

Night after night who treats you right,
Baby its the guitar man
Whos on the radio, you go listen
To the guitar man

 

[babe]

burn this page.

burnin' rubber, squealing outta the high school parkin' lot, heading out to the horizon of another page. . . .

 

[Jazz Spazz]

Nope, it's Guitar Man, with an "M."

Night after night who treats you right,
Baby its the guitar man
Whos on the radio, you go listen
To the guitar man

you sure you dont got a union card and are practicing hard
To play the guitar, gonna be a big star
Yeah, you gonna go far
And carry moonbeams home in a jar

 

[babe]

I stabbed it with my steely knife, but I just can't kill the beast.

there. done. Next page please. . . .

 

[Stifle Tower]

I'm too lazy to change my profile, but I'm:

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

there. done. Next page please. . . .

Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

I'm too lazy to change my profile, but I'm:

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

you are quite the expert texpert choking smokers