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[Jazz Spazz]

you've got to ridicule this Biff nonsense somehow. Turn it back on SpazzBiff the first time he makes a mistake. . . .

Hey, hey, hey. If I'm getting credit for calling him biffmare, then I should have called him that at least once.

Oh, and SpazzBiff just sounds off.... we have to come up with something better.

 

[Jazz Spazz]

This came up in another thread where One Brow was asserting the political idealism that our society is fully moldable to rational argument, to the extent that " tiles will no longer look good" if everyone has solar panels on their roofs.

I used to be susceptible to such statist programming myself, and was on the edge of completely losing my selfhood whenever someone advanced some reasonable-sounding ideal of how we should all just be. What I credit as saving my soul was a book by Eugene Zemyatin, called "We".



https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/606616.Zamiatin_s_We_Critical_Studies_in_Russian_Literature_

Lets use this on One Brow. Lets biffinate every posters name.

Coltbiff
Jasbiff
One Biff
PKbiff
Ugli Biffy
biffmare
orangebiffy
franklinbiff
babiff
hotbiff
New Anonymity Old Biff
Marty McBiff
Bifftown16
biffman12
...

You get the point.

Once everyone is Super.... then no one is!

 

[Dr. Jones]

I am trademarking/patenting the biffometer.

 

[babe]

I own the whole Biffbabe universe. I want it, it'll make me famous.

PKM can have the Biffometer, I just want the publicity.

 

[babe]

Oh, I thought you owned all Biffys.....that's totally different.

yah. I don't mind the Biffys too much. I'm too sanguine to be lunch to a mosquito. Biffys cute but harmless. I'll let others worry about them.

 

[babe]

Lets use this on One Brow. Lets biffinate every posters name.

Coltbiff
Jasbiff
One Biff
PKbiff
Ugli Biffy
biffmare
orangebiffy
franklinbiff
babiff
hotbiff
New Anonymity Old Biff
Marty McBiff
Bifftown16
biffman12
...

You get the point.

I got the point about SpazzBiff not being a very good one because it just doesn't flow in conversation. Most of the ones you're suggesting don't either. Biffbabe does.

 

[nightmare3983]

Marty McBiff is great.

 

[Bronco70]

UGBI baby

 

[nightmare3983]

UGBI baby

Not bad, but I think UGLI biffy wins.

 

[Bronco70]

Lets use this on One Brow. Lets biffinate every posters name.

Coltbiff
Jasbiff
One Biff
PKbiff
Ugli Biffy
biffmare
orangebiffy
franklinbiff
babiff
hotbiff
New Anonymity Old Biff
Marty McBiff
Bifftown16
biffman12
...

You get the point.

New Anonymity Old Biff = instant classic

 

[nightmare3983]

I just rep'd some good stuff on page 75 from yesterday.

 

[babe]

I just rep'd some good stuff on page 75 from yesterday.

thanks for contributing to interest in posting in this thread. . . .

now wheres HeavenHarris and the rep machine?