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Duck Rodgers said:
Haha. On that note, there are actually a lot of good looking single LDS girls in the Philippines and South America. I'm not sure how you pursue girls in foreign countries, but some of these guys that get older around here and then complain that they can't find anyone suitable should find a way. Work at a multi-national... go teach English.... or at an embassy. I don't know. But just being Mormon in those countries would be enough for those dudes to date way above their leagues.
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Fact often is quite the reverse of that which is claimed.

Thirty years ago, there were LDS Singles' Wards. I'm sure they have not improved at all. Back then, there were at least sixty single women, all in their right minds and gainfully employed, besides the throw-away single moms who would've been grateful for the chance to talk to a single man with a job. And less than ten men in the ward that could mumble three coherent words in succession.

No need for any man to go abroad hunting for an appropriate mate, anywhere in this world. Question is, when will the women finally decide Isaiah 4:1 is a direct revelation to the First Presidency and decide to authoritatively instruct the doddering old men to allow them their rightful selection in the Evolutionary Process.
 
Bronco70 said:
babe, I think it's highly inappropriate that you use this thread at a platform for your potty talk. Please keep your poop in the bathroom.

Thank you.
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babe said:
I sense an undertone of resentment here in regards to my taking you and Spazz to task on your recent poetry offerings. As I recall, you were on the side of potty poetry at that time.

My scientific discussion of spontaneous generation as the theory existed among the ancients, long before it was validated by scientists in the middle ages, has direct implications on Charles' Darwin's more recent validation of it. Pure Science, and indeed I would appreciate someone should notify One Brow that perhaps he would benefit from my "history" of Evolution through the ages.
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I agree Bronco, what is going on here babe?

You took me to task about my potty poetry, and I did a complete 360 only to find you talking about poop.
I am very disappointed.

In fact, here I sit brokenhearted......
 
JazzSpazz said:
I agree Bronco, what is going on here babe?

You took me to task about my potty poetry, and I did a complete 360 only to find you talking about poop.
I am very disappointed.

In fact, here I sit brokenhearted......
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I concur you do indeed have a case.

However, had you been an attentive and comprehending reader of my posting contributions both here and abroad in other threads, you would know that I've been insinuating that science is crap for a good long time. Just ask One Brow.
 
Spazz is a like a craftsman
Molding meter, building rhyme
He exhibits deft precision
Nearly each and every time

His verse is bright and textured
Like the peel of an orange
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Aw crap.
 
PKM said:
Don't stop there
For we all know you tend
To do many things but not comprehend
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Who's to say who comprehends
I feel that now I must defend

For it's not reason
that binds me tight

It is lack of caring
of fools insight

one iota of care is much too big
for what I choose to spend on a "pig"
 
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