Longest Thread Ever

[The Midnight]

I got a 2nd opinion. My wife says she can't even swallow the thought of a horse-sized duck.. much less fighting one.

You're killing me here man!!!!!!

 

[Stifle Tower]

I am trying to figure out if jazzfanz is just perverted or if or if all these wonderful innuendos are on purpose?

Welcome to the off-season, when the true personalities of many Jazzfanz'ers are revealed.

 

[The Midnight]

Boy has this thread turned a weird corner...

 

[babe]

I am trying to figure out if jazzfanz is just perverted or if or if all these wonderful innuendos are on purpose?

she wouldn't have a clue what you're thinking. . . .

 

[babe]

I am trying to figure out if jazzfanz is just perverted or if or if all these wonderful innuendos are on purpose?

OK. Time to deal with these juvenile degeneracies.

The place where you went wrong is in "trying to figure".

In the pure Adamic language there were no perverted words. That's why it was called "The Pure Adamic Language".

The way I understand it, words have meanings that should be resistant to the wear and tear of perverted usuage. "Duck" should mean "Duck".

I guess I wasn't thinking in the languages of the scattered Babbellites, or I woulda known I was being set up.

 

[babe]

You're killing me here man!!!!!!

..

Do they have little confessional booths at your Church???

time for the "Father, I have sinned" and for the Hail Mary prayers.

 

[babe]

Boy has this thread turned a weird corner...

It's just time for a new page.

 

[babe]

Yeah, but if the life of just one horse-sized duck could be saved, wouldn't it be worth it?

some folks feel that the effort of man to conquer the wilderness and make it fit for human habitation is the noble thing.

Brigham Young, for example, encouraged the extermination of wolves and bears and rattlesnakes and all kinds of unsavory threats to human life and human crops. There were bounties on the more dreadful threats.

you and many others today seem sometimes of the thought, as now encouraged in the public propaganda camps, that we should apologize to the mosquitos for not having enough blood to feed them well.

 

[babe]

Yeah, but if the life of just one horse-sized duck could be saved, wouldn't it be worth it?

Obviously you've never been ground zero for a flying horse's poop.

 

[babe]

I've really gotta turn this page.

 

[babe]

Dr. Feelgood

time to do a history lesson.

 

[Dr. Jones]

so long 244.. you'll be missed.

 

[babe]

Dr. Feelgood: The Downfall of JFK

here's the link:

https://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/the_kennedy_meth_4gGCkatf61gYCpkTZhg4FM

In 1962, at the Carlyle Hotel in New York, a man “peeled off his clothing and began prancing around his hotel suite.” His bodyguards were cautiously amused, until the man “left the suite and began roaming through the corridor of the Carlyle.”

The man in question was delusional, paranoid and suffering a “psychotic break” from the effects of an overdose of methamphetamine.

He was also the president of the United States.

 

[babe]

Dr. Feelgood and Marilyn Monroe

ah, time for a pic:



Ain't she a beaut?

 

[babe]

Marilyn Monroe: death by meth

Although she was the unparalleled beauty of the age, Dr. Feelgood's shots took her down. . . . well, up first, way high. . . . and then down.

 

[babe]

Max Jacobsen: In the Eye of History

Dr. Max Jacobsen started his career in Germany, supplying Adolf Hitler with his secret vitamin shot. . . . a heavy dose of meth by injection.

Hitler had his goons get the formula. . . and Max fled the country knowing he was then expendable. . . . and a liability.

He became an asset to the Russians as well as the French. . . . and then to the War Effort of WWII. . . . . supplying our military, particularly our air force pilots, with meth.

a pilot has gotta be "up" for the game. . . .

 

[babe]

The Wonderful Vitamin shot

This one wasn't heroin, but a lot of notable historical figures got their tracks from Max Jacobsen:

Max Jacobson, a doctor who had invented a secret vitamin formula that gave people renewed energy and cured their pain, and was given the code name “Dr. Feelgood” by Kennedy’s Secret Service detail.

other customers included

Cecil B. DeMille, who also insisted that Charleton Heston had to have a shot to get him "up" for the big scene in the Ten Commandments, where God gave him the commandments after Max Jacobsen gave him the shot.

Nelson Rockefeller was a big user of the this vitamin shot.

 

[babe]

Babe Ruth did it without Meth. . . or anything else. . . . I demand the homerun title be restored

Probably no one man had more influence on the twentieth century than Max Jacobsen. . . .

In “Dr. Feelgood” (Skyhorse Publishing), authors Richard A. Lertzman and William J. Birnes allege that Jacobson had an incredible effect on world events, influencing Kennedy’s election, the Cuban Missile Crisis, even Roger Maris’ 1961 home-run record.

 

[babe]

And we owe it all to Carl Jung:

See why I can truthfully declare that the Psyciatry "profession" has been in the Devil's pocket all along?

It's not just Sigmund Freud who believed in better living through the marvels of chemistry, it has always been the whole profession of Psychiatry in the tank for Big Pharma. . . .

Jacobson, born in 1900 and raised in Berlin, began experimenting with strange concoctions in the 1930s, when he would consult with Carl Jung, whose guidance “led him to first experiment with early psychotropic, or mood and mind-altering, drugs.”

If you want to win the War on Drugs, you have to go after the Big Pharma lobby. . . .

 

[babe]

God save our kids from Psychiatric drug runners

we have our whole judicial system in the tank for the Big Pharma mass "medicators" as well. . . .

these are the drug runners who have messed up the minds of a century of American kids. . . . "coke" pop started out with cocaine in the formula, and today we have ritalin being used to make kids manageable in our public schools. . . .