Game Thread Mar 07, 2023 06:30PM MT: Jazz at Mavericks

[Step-Back Hook]

Look there is only one guy in the league that can stop Lauri... and that is THT. He bailed us out tonight big time.

Bailed us out?! We lost u horny tank-doll! We need to win. This is a sports team!
We WILL make it as the great third eye will e mv witness! We take down Suns in five. JUST WATCH!

 

[sip]

Sad we lost but the team looked alive again. i think we get back into a upswing again! Thank goodness the west is so tight these few losses have not thrown post-season hopes outta window. Dunn will just get better and Lauri too. Then get ack one of our guards and reel it home! Here we come post-season!

You are so broken.

 

[Bawse Dawg]

It’s beautiful

 

[homeytennis]

Dunn led the team in rebounds and assists and scored in double figures. Sign him up.

 

[Step-Back Hook]

You are so broken.

STFU. Anyone rooting for losses in competitive sports are broken. The league is broken. American sports culture is a ****ing joke.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

Not watching any more games this season. I have better things to do, like stabbing myself in the eyes with a rusty screwdriver.

This was a great game to watch.

Bailed us out?! We lost u horny tank-doll! We need to win. This is a sports team!
We WILL make it as the great third eye will e mv witness! We take down Suns in five. JUST WATCH!

How do I make horny tank-doll my new name on here? I’m as horny as they come!!!

It’s beautiful

WTH is this??

 

[sip]

STFU. Anyone rooting for losses in competitive sports are broken. The league is broken. American sports culture is a ****ing joke.

No you are broken. I guess some people are just happy to be mediocre.

 

[default]

I’m glad it was down to the final seconds and competitive. I also know that the loss benefits the long term success of the team much more than a win would have tonight.

 

[Domino]

Agreed even though I know it’s better for us to lose I jsut can’t root for it I’m always rooting for the win

 

[infection]

Eventually I’ll get around to making another Dunn thread. Already said that he could give you quite a bit of what Smart gives you and maybe took a small amount of flack because Dunn isn’t as willing/good at f a three point shooter (even though Smart is too willing for how bad he is). Anyway, get him locked up on a long-term deal and he’s your defensive specialist off the bench. He’s the guy you pretended Royce O’Neale was.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

STFU. Anyone rooting for losses in competitive sports are broken. The league is broken. American sports culture is a ****ing joke.

Since after the 97-98 season I’ve been waiting 26 years to get back to championship contention I think we’ve only missed the playoffs 3 times in all that time. I’m sick to death of being just good enough to be relevant but not good enough to go far. At this point I’d sell my soul, my wife or my nephew @Domino to even just feel like we have a shot at a title. What do you even think we can do if we make the playoffs, it’d be a first round exit unless the other team is hit hard with injury or something. 26 ****ing years that’s just over half my life. So yes!! I’m broke and don’t care. All my competitive fire is in the off-season in building not a good team but a championship level team, and we won’t get there if we don’t add an elite talent in the draft along with trading for an allstar in the next year or two. We can’t accomplish that by making the playoffs. I want the jazz to win as much or more than anyone, and we do that by losing. Maybe you are broken since you’re happy being just decent. Where’s your competitive fire?? Where’s you’re drive for this team being great I’m tired of just being good. The jazz have used the same philosophy in teambuilding for the last 26 years and I’ve had the same crappy *** results all those years, maybe just maybe it’s time to try something different for a change instead of doing the same damn thing every ****ing year.

This is the first time in many years that I’ve actually had. Hope it’s been 26 years of despair because I knew we couldn’t do anything to get better now we do and can.

So in retrospect, I’m not broken, I’m fighting for my team the best I know how. Try being a fan of this team for 26 years of a team doing the same thing over and over with always the same results, and if you’re ok with that then you my friend are broken.

 

[Hearsky]

Since after the 97-98 season I’ve been waiting 26 years to get back to championship contention I think we’ve only missed the playoffs 3 times in all that time. I’m sick to death of being just good enough to be relevant but not good enough to go far. At this point I’d sell my soul, my wife or my nephew @Domino to even just feel like we have a shot at a title. What do you even think we can do if we make the playoffs, it’d be a first round exit unless the other team is hit hard with injury or something. 26 ****ing years that’s just over half my life. So yes!! I’m broke and don’t care. All my competitive fire is in the off-season in building not a good team but a championship level team, and we won’t get there if we don’t add an elite talent in the draft along with trading for an allstar in the next year or two. We can’t accomplish that by making the playoffs. I want the jazz to win as much or more than anyone, and we do that by losing. Maybe you are broken since you’re happy being just decent. Where’s your competitive fire?? Where’s you’re drive for this team being great I’m tired of just being good. The jazz have used the same philosophy in teambuilding for the last 26 years and I’ve had the same crappy *** results all those years, maybe just maybe it’s time to try something different for a change instead of doing the same damn thing every ****ing year.

This is the first time in many years that I’ve actually had. Hope it’s been 26 years of despair because I knew we couldn’t do anything to get better now we do and can.

So in retrospect, I’m not broken, I’m fighting for my team the best I know how. Try being a fan of this team for 26 years of a team doing the same thing over and over with always the same results, and if you’re ok with that then you my friend are broken.

You need Jesus.

 

[sip]

Since after the 97-98 season I’ve been waiting 26 years to get back to championship contention I think we’ve only missed the playoffs 3 times in all that time. I’m sick to death of being just good enough to be relevant but not good enough to go far. At this point I’d sell my soul, my wife or my nephew @Domino to even just feel like we have a shot at a title. What do you even think we can do if we make the playoffs, it’d be a first round exit unless the other team is hit hard with injury or something. 26 ****ing years that’s just over half my life. So yes!! I’m broke and don’t care. All my competitive fire is in the off-season in building not a good team but a championship level team, and we won’t get there if we don’t add an elite talent in the draft along with trading for an allstar in the next year or two. We can’t accomplish that by making the playoffs. I want the jazz to win as much or more than anyone, and we do that by losing. Maybe you are broken since you’re happy being just decent. Where’s your competitive fire?? Where’s you’re drive for this team being great I’m tired of just being good. The jazz have used the same philosophy in teambuilding for the last 26 years and I’ve had the same crappy *** results all those years, maybe just maybe it’s time to try something different for a change instead of doing the same damn thing every ****ing year.

This is the first time in many years that I’ve actually had. Hope it’s been 26 years of despair because I knew we couldn’t do anything to get better now we do and can.

So in retrospect, I’m not broken, I’m fighting for my team the best I know how. Try being a fan of this team for 26 years of a team doing the same thing over and over with always the same results, and if you’re ok with that then you my friend are broken.

You have to realize that guy is Finnish and only here for Lauri so he has no attachment to the jazz at all. He could care less about what is in the best interest of our team long term because a championship doesn't mean anything to him.

 

[Jingled]

It looked bad, but going for that kind of miss is better than just hoping for a lucky bounce. He was trying to throw it hard at the front of the rim. Go try and do that and see how hard it is

Eh, I think maybe he just didn't know the rule. It looked like he threw it off the glass intentionally.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

You have to realize that guy is Finnish and only here for Lauri so he has no attachment to the jazz at all. He could care less about what is in the best interest of our team long term because a championship doesn't mean anything to him.

He’s talking as if we don’t have a backbone or whatever. I’m setting him straight.

 

[Thee Idiotic Minivan K]

You need Jesus.

Yer mom needs to find Jesus.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Bailed us out?! We lost u horny tank-doll! We need to win. This is a sports team!
We WILL make it as the great third eye will e mv witness! We take down Suns in five. JUST WATCH!

I ain’t even mad… I like this for you… stay on this corner and go hard. Me and the other horny tank dolls will celebrate THT and his contributions to the long term health of the franchise.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Yer mom needs to find Jesus.

She already found Jesus… but not the Bible one… our pool boy was named Jesus and I found both of em speaking tongues in my bed. So we good there.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Eh, I think he just didn't know the rule. It definitely looked like he threw it off the glass intentionally.

He just had to shoot his normal shot… like try to make it and it’s likely gonna brick.

 

[Step-Back Hook]

I ain’t even mad… I like this for you… stay on this corner and go hard. Me and the other horny tank dolls will celebrate THT and his contributions to the long term health of the franchise.

I am anti-tank for sure but this was just a social experimentation. I will not be a douche here. I just was CURIOUS to see reactions. I will go back to semi-normal mode again. It means rooting for wins but not being a douche.