Game Thread Mar 09, 2023 05:00PM MT: Jazz at Magic

[Handlogten's Heros]

I really should get a VPN so I can gamble. Magic -4 was free money. We gonna kill these bums.

 

[MTS]

I don't want to see THT on the court when we're trying to win again.

This statement also applies to Rudy Gay.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Apparently we can teach any big to shoot the corner three now. It feels ironic after how hard we tried to make it happen with Favs.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Our broadcast continues to win... showing the replay of a moving screen when a buzzer beater happens.

 

[mcbsst]

Never count out a tank when we have Rudy!

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Jujang time!

 

[MTS]

Technically I guess the bottom of this box score is true.

 

[JazzGal]

I don't think Boler know what perfected means (in relation to THTs bully shots).

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[Shad]

WE NEED MORE THT AND RUDY GAY IN THERE. THIS IS LOOKING TOO GOOD

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

THT shoulda been a baseball player... its either homeruns or strike outs and nothing in between.

 

[Coach Ellis]

Just looking at the box score, has Simone really played 15 minutes already?

 

[SteakNEggs]

Orlando announcers loving some Kessler and even used the term "Kessler effect".