Game Thread Mar 22, 2023 07:00PM MT: Jazz vs. Trail Blazers

[Step-Back Hook]

I consider turning into team tank just bc I feel we win the more I am against Handlogten's Heros current stance.

Just kidding. I am all for wins and if we lose that is OK too.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I consider turning into team tank just bc I feel we win the more I am against Handlogten's Heros current stance.

Just kidding. I am all for wins and if we lose that is OK too.

There is no way we lose to this trash Blazers team. Lauri scores 60... Kessler gets like 15 blocks on Nurk... Shaedon Sharpe will do a cool dunk or two.

 

[Thee Jazz Fan]

Bruh you ain't even a reserve in the tank army... we don't take the mentally unstable. I'm the commander and chief... what I say goes.

I’m pretty sure you have to be mentally unstable to root on the tank. I’m driving the bus so I think not we losing hard tonight!!

TANK ON!!!

 

[nateboz]

Kelly is getting the triple double tonight. Kessler will make some Blazer cry. It'll be neat.

 

[Agent#00]

L L L L L

There I jinxed it

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

I’m pretty sure you have to be mentally unstable to root on the tank. I’m driving the bus so I think not we losing hard tonight!!

TANK ON!!!

Sir... the tank is not a bus... it is a tank.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

That mic'd up segment... chicken skin.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Must. Win. Game.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

This game will end in a 0-0 tie.

 

[Jingled]

Great sequence from Kessler there...a defensive stop, a block and then a lob on the other end.

 

[JazzGal]

I wonder what game went the longest before scoring. Is that a stat somewhere?

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[Handlogten's Heros]

Boler after the Rudy Gay three... "Rudy has upped his 3p% over 24% now"

Are we making jokes now?