March 4, Classic Revenge Game -- Knicks Will Be Jazz Killers

[Jingled]

Knicks are a dumpster fire, this will be the easiest win of the year.

 

[SoUjazzfan]

Melo, I was actually with you in cheering for the Knicks tonight. Way to beat the Rockets!

 

[LogGrad98]

Uhh, you do realize we just beat the living hell out of the Houston Rockets. The Rockets are the best team in NBA -- we just beat them. If A is the best team in the NBA and B beats them, then B is the best team in the NBA. That's us.

We just humiliated the Rockets. Can you imagine what we will do to you on Wednesday. Oh, man. You Jazz shouldn't even be allowed to play us. You ain't in our league.

I told you we are a top team (best in NBA right now). We just destroyed the Rockets. What we do to you Jazz on Wednesday will be a war crime.

*cough* 2 pts *cough*

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Way to beat the Rockets!

I've already moved on. We don't dwell on our victories.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

*cough* 2 pts *cough*

Uhh, final scores are not what people who know sports look at. Ever hear of garbage time points? A 21-14 football game is not really close because the losing team might have gotten a TD with three seconds left.

Last night in the Knicks vs Rockets game the final score was 125-123. But we were killing them all game - we were up by 21. The Rockets made it "close" by scoring 19 garbage time points.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Look I just hope we are able to get out of this without Donovan signing with the Knicks right then and there... We should just not even show up.

 

[LogGrad98]

Uhh, final scores are not what people who know sports look at. Ever hear of garbage time points? A 21-14 football game is not really close because the losing team might have gotten a TD with three seconds left.

Last night in the Knicks vs Rockets game the final score was 125-123. But we were killing them all game - we were up by 21. The Rockets made it "close" by scoring 19 garbage time points.

Uh huh. Suuuuure it was. lolol

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Will spike be at the game?

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Look I just hope we are able to get out of this without Donovan signing with the Knicks right then and there... We should just not even show up.

Dude, this is the way he shows up for Jazz games.

Not only is he going to sign with the Knicks Wednesday night, he's going to get his number retired and sent to the rafters at halftime.​

You're going to lose him. You know it and everybody knows it.

 

[MeloTheJazzKiller]

Will spike be at the game?

Nah, Spike will have to watch the game at home with Charles Oakley.

 

[SoUjazzfan]

I've already moved on. We don't dwell on our victories.

I'm guessing they're rare enough you've forgotten how.

 

[Handlogten's Heros]

Nah, Spike will have to watch the game at home with Charles Oakley.

It feels like Dolan sits in his office and thinks "my approval rating is at 1%... how can I alienate more fans... I've got it! a completely unnecessary squabble with one of our most loyal and visible fans!"