DutchJazzer
Banned
serieously bros.
im the logical choice.
im the logical choice.
Me and Jerry Sloan
- Thread starter TroutBum
- Start date
Says Sexual Favors...
Duck Rodgers
Well-Known Member
Those are the moments I want to see. We need you to wear some of those camera glasses. I want to see how pleased Jerry looks when you first show up/warming period, and how pleased he looks say....half hour in.
Two early contenders. Considered ChrisL, but I'm pretty sure Jerry would look at his tats and kick us both out. I love you dog.
Until I get that package, you are officially off the list, sir.
Duck Rodgers
Well-Known Member
Take KatieMCR and have her call him "JerBear" all night whenever she addresses him.
//r00t 4 Jazz
Well-Known Member
Gratz man, I know I couldn't ever do something like that I'm way to quiet and socially inept as it is, put me in that setting they'd probably say I'm doing well for being autistic.
Seriously I would imagine y'all could talk about fishing, heck if it wouldn't be or add to the awkward you could bring him some trout you caught or other fishing paraphernalia (like flies) if you knew what he liked/used.
I would ask that you tell him "thanks for all us 30 something Jazzfanz that grew up watching and loving the Jazz and showing us all how basketball should be played and that he had a profound affect on not just Utah sports but it's culture. He taught/showed us nobody is perfect but you can always do your best by bringing a workman like attitude to whatever it is you do and you'll make mistakes along the way but that will make you stronger and you'll learn to enjoy the journey and not the destination." or well something like that.
Oh and that even though sports figures shouldn't really be role models and even though he never wanted to be or role model he was as good of one as we ever could've asked for.
Seriously I would imagine y'all could talk about fishing, heck if it wouldn't be or add to the awkward you could bring him some trout you caught or other fishing paraphernalia (like flies) if you knew what he liked/used.
I would ask that you tell him "thanks for all us 30 something Jazzfanz that grew up watching and loving the Jazz and showing us all how basketball should be played and that he had a profound affect on not just Utah sports but it's culture. He taught/showed us nobody is perfect but you can always do your best by bringing a workman like attitude to whatever it is you do and you'll make mistakes along the way but that will make you stronger and you'll learn to enjoy the journey and not the destination." or well something like that.
Oh and that even though sports figures shouldn't really be role models and even though he never wanted to be or role model he was as good of one as we ever could've asked for.
DutchJazzer
Banned
seriously bros it should be me.
one tough sob meating another sob.
sloan love tough sob's
one tough sob meating another sob.
sloan love tough sob's
Getting Traded
Banned
Ask him if he wishes now that he had taken CP3 over DWill -- I remember it was said Jerry wanted DWill.
**** ain't it the truth. I still remember the first time we meet and I had to ask you if everything was alright. You were ****ing weird but now I understand why.
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Butch, I don't think the auction allows you to **** Sloan. Besides I think Sloan is straight.
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Thee Jazz Fan
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Stifle Tower
Punch Bowl Re-Filler
Would be awesome if Trout and whoever he takes talked with Sloan the whole time about everything other than basketball.
I'm going to say one thing about basketball, and that's it: "**** DuhRon Williams". Then I hope we can discuss farming, tractors, and breasts.
Don't bring pictures of your farm, your tractor, or your breasts.
Tell him you are a Making Guard.
Don't tell him you facebook stalked CJ, then ask him to friend you on facebook.
Like Moe said, no poo pictures, jokes, references... and don't bring any in a bag to give to him. All bad ideas.
Make sure he knows Ute fans are all classless tools, so give him a BYU John Deere hat specially made or something.
Don't say these two phrases in the same sentence -- push off -- Jordan
Tell him to sign up on Jazzfanz so he can give us good info and we can reject it because we are all smarter than him.
