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moevillini

the Chief Old D'oh
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just listening to the business report on the radio and I thought they said something about how
"head wounds" in the economy would be affecting the markets in the current quarter


finally realized they were saying "head winds"


next...


(oh, by the way, I did mention Reverend Blue Jeans in another thread, but I don't remember where and I'm too lazy to search. Showing my true colors I guess - figuring someone else will do the work)
 
For all intensive porpoises.
 
Wrapped up like a douche another bummer in the night.....
 
Lego my eggo

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Speaking of misheard stuff, a talk radio station in LA (I know, who listens to radio) used to have a regular segment called "What did he say?" featuring the mumblings of the Rev. Jesse Jackson. They'd play a sound byte and callers would have to try to guess what he said. One of the funniest contests ever! Even when the sentence was finally translated, you'd often just scratch your head and think, "that made no more sense than the wild guesses people were coming up with."
 
(oh, by the way, I did mention Reverend Blue Jeans in another thread, but I don't remember where and I'm too lazy to search. Showing my true colors I guess - figuring someone else will do the work)

LOL - "Forever in Blue Jeans" by Neil Diamond. When I was a kid my Dad bought a brand new Oldsmobile, Delta 88 and with the car he received a complementary cassette tape which contained your favorite soft rock hits from the 70's; including Forever in Blue Jeans. About two weeks after he bought the car my family drove up to Canada (about 10 hours each way) - my Dad played that god damned cassette all the way there and back. Since then, every time I hear that song I go into convulsions.
 
LOL - "Forever in Blue Jeans" by Neil Diamond. When I was a kid my Dad bought a brand new Oldsmobile, Delta 88 and with the car he received a complementary cassette tape which contained your favorite soft rock hits from the 70's; including Forever in Blue Jeans. About two weeks after he bought the car my family drove up to Canada (about 10 hours each way) - my Dad played that god damned cassette all the way there and back. Since then, every time I hear that song I go into convulsions.

what brought y'all to Canada tho.
 
The best mis-heard lyric video I have seen was for Pearl Jam, Yellow Ledbetter.

Found it on youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

Potato wave!!
 
James Blunt: "Wisemen"

Look who's alone now,
It's not me, it's not me.
Those three Wise Men,
They've got a semi by the sea.
Got to ask yourself the question, where are you now?
Got to ask yourself the question, where are you now?


Say whaaaaat???????
 
I work a couple blocks down from one of the state run organizations in Jackson hole, and I could not for the life of me figure out what my coworker from Kentucky was talking about when he would reference the "gay man fish" down the street.








The organization I mentioned earlier is the wyoming GAME AND FISH department.
 
One time I went to a work party with one of my friends I worked with. There was a girl who worked with us and gretted us at the door. She had a crush on my friend, so sometimes she would act kind of awkward around him. When she saw us, she said "hey, have some foodboys!" And then she handed us a plate of those home made Oreos. We had never seen them before, so we thought that they were called foodboys. like a year later I saw some of those cookies at a pot luck dinner, and I was like "sweet, who brought foodboys?" And everyone laughed at me because there is no such thing as a foodboy, of course.
 
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