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Srsly though. After a decade, I know the board by now and what Jason wants from it and what he doesn't. I'd be rationale and reasonable. If you vote for me, I truly will do a fair, bang-up job. If not, cool, I get it.

Dear Mr. Linguist,

How does one come to be rationale?
 
Start diggin up dirt on Siro. Everybody loves a smear campaign(although they never admit it).

I've heard the same said about trash TV, but it's not really true. That kind of reality TV never appealed to me, even when I was young. I don't know a single thing that Kim Kardachian ever did. I never click on those "15 shocking things you did not know about famous actors" kinds of ads. I will sometimes follow a drama for entertainment, but I will usually lose interest very quickly.
 
I've heard the same said about trash TV, but it's not really true. That kind of reality TV never appealed to me, even when I was young. I don't know a single thing that Kim Kardachian ever did. I never click on those "15 shocking things you did not know about famous actors" kinds of ads. I will sometimes follow a drama for entertainment, but I will usually lose interest very quickly.

She sucked a wiener on camera.
 
She sucked a wiener on camera.

Siro's done this as well, just not on camera.

Is this who you're going to vote for my homophobic Mormon brethren? Will you vote for a man who openly pleasures other men just for ****s and gigs? Do you dare spit on Brigham Young, Joseph Smith and all the leaders past and present by accepting such beastliness?

Vote for Cunning Linguist.
 
I'm not in the running guys.

I think either Cunning Linguist or One Love would make for a hilariously bad mod. I would therefore be happy with either.
 
I'm not in the running guys.

I think either Cunning Linguist or One Love would make for a hilariously bad mod. I would therefore be happy with either.

You're doing it wrong. You're supposed to tell us what kinds of sexual deviancy CL engages in. It isn't just wieners, you suck at politics too.
 
Srsly though. After a decade, I know the board by now and what Jason wants from it and what he doesn't. I'd be rationale and reasonable. If you vote for me, I truly will do a fair, bang-up job. If not, cool, I get it.

Yeah but you'd never be able to change your username.
 
Why would I be bad?

This oughta be good.

Ignoring the plethora of shortcomings and character flaws, I'm not sure of the wisdom of giving you access to people's IPs. Remember that time when you kept asking Joe Bagadonut about his children and whether they're over 18?
 
Ignoring the plethora of shortcomings and character flaws, I'm not sure of the wisdom of giving you access to people's IPs. Remember that time when you kept asking Joe Bagadonut about his children and whether they're over 18?
Very good point. Have you ever considered a career as a mod?
 
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