I still think I'd be the best mod this site has ever seen. As soon as Jason realizes that over the years I've gained wisdom through my transgressions, and that I'm not in it for the chicks anymore...
Alas, my spirit of service will once again be thwarted by the injustice of deeds long past. Oh, the huge manatee.
You being a mod here would be in the top 100 of Alternate Universes I'd like to explore.