Guys!
I found my birthday present early today. I pulled it out and held it gently, close to my chest daring myself to take the next step. Momma's voice rang through my head "don't do it; you'll regret trading 15 seconds of pleasure for a lifetime of pain", but the animal urges inside me couldn't resist much longer. Testing the waters, I slipped my hand inside a paper seem and ran my fingers back and forth across it. I wanted to open this baby up so badly, craving the devilish pleasure of fondling the forbidden fruit inside. After moments of hugging and rubbing, I worked up enough courage to take the plunge. I nibbled on the masking tape and pulled it back slowly, teasingly. The package came apart so easily that it startled me a little, & holding my breath I attempted to unsheathe the package worrying that undoubtedly something would impede my excavation. But nothing did! It came right off without any resistance and oh what I found inside! A ku ku ku kindle fire!
Yeah, I'm bored already.
