My night with the Captain

[Dr. Jones]

Did he died?

My guess is Wes, MsSerp, and the Captain are having a 2 and a halfsome. (Wes is the half)

 

[UGLI baby]

F it. If Wes is gonna drop the ball like this, I guess its up to me to pick things back up. Gonna try and drink a whole bottle of Blackheart rum. Its like a cheaper Sailor Jerry. On my first glass now.

 

[Dr. Jones]

F it. If Wes is gonna drop the ball like this, I guess its up to me to pick things back up. Gonna try and drink a whole bottle of Blackheart rum. Its like a cheaper Sailor Jerry. On my first glass now.

ummm.. should I try to get Eli moved from the a.m. class to the p.m. class? You know, just for tomorrow? Call me maybe.

 

[UGLI baby]

ummm.. should I try to get Eli moved from the a.m. class to the p.m. class? You know, just for tomorrow? Call me maybe.

I'd encourage P.M. classes for any youngster. Their brains are not made to handle a classroom setting that early in the morning. But yes, tomorrow morning might be rough.

 

[UGLI baby]

@Wes Manboobs Where you at bro? I'm killing you. On my 2nd glass.

 

[Dr. Jones]

@Wes Manboobs Where you at bro? I'm killing you. On my 2nd glass.

How do you know you're killing him? Seriously.

 

[UGLI baby]

How do you know you're killing him? Seriously.

Well he basically forfeited.
thiiirrrrddd glass.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Well he basically forfeited.
thiiirrrrddd glass.

I so wish I was still drinking .. damn amateurs. Drunk-posting was my fave, I think I made more sense that way.

 

[Gyp Rosetti]

Killing me? I'm halfway through it thus far. Suck it UGLI. Check my link.

 

[Dr. Jones]

Killing me? I'm halfway through it thus far. Suck it UGLI. Check my link.

I missed the link. Somebody help a lazy guy out?

 

[franklin]

Last time you did this I killed 20 soldiers, got bored, and "went" to sleep. Too bad you didn't start so early this time.

 

[UGLI baby]

Killing me? I'm halfway through it thus far. Suck it UGLI. Check my link.

Mines 93 proof.

Resting up before I get more. No need to rush this

 

[Dr. Jones]

Mines 93 proof.

Resting up before I get more. No need to rush this

Translation: I'm a total lightweight.

 

[UGLI baby]

I missed the link. Somebody help a lazy guy out?

Couple pages back. Look out for Wes' wiener pics.

 

[UGLI baby]

Translation: I'm a total lightweight.

Guilty.

But so is my mom. Boom roasted

 

[franklin]

Couple pages back. Look out for Wes' wiener pics.

More suitable for PeeK's private formom

 

[Dr. Jones]

Got the link. C'mon Vincent, drank up!

 

[Archie Moses]

Trout saved my *** tonight. I had to mow two lawns and buy him gas, but I drank a half gallon of whiskey. You can ask him if you don't believe me. I could still walk, just kept repeating myself.


hehepeepeecaca.


Thanks, Trout. I needed to get out.

 

[Gameface]

The weekend starts early on Jazzfanz.

 

[Archie Moses]

This is the best text I've ever gotten in my life. Wes told me he was going to rat me out to my mom in which I replied, "dude, she knows already." I text my mom and asked if some guy on facebook wrote her to rat me out. lol This was her response. You can't make this **** up either. haha

No. He never told me. Although I was showing my mom how to read messages on that game an he wrote he wanted to bone me in front of my mom. Ugh. He's a character.

I can't stop laughing.