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My night with the Captain

This is the best text I've ever gotten in my life. Wes told me he was going to rat me out to my mom in which I replied, "dude, she knows already." I text my mom and asked if some guy on facebook wrote her to rat me out. lol This was her response. You can't make this **** up either. haha




I can't stop laughing.

How the hell does wes have your mom's cell#?
 
Trout saved my *** tonight. I had to mow two lawns and buy him gas, but I drank a half gallon of whiskey. You can ask him if you don't believe me. I could still walk, just kept repeating myself.


hehepeepeecaca.


Thanks, Trout. I needed to get out.



Okay. Trout, will you cook up that half gallon of whiskey in two weeks & tell us if it tastes like Cocainee or not? TIA
 
Just threw on Collateral, one of the most underrated movies of the last 10 years imo, for an adrenaline rush. Maaaaaaxx!!! I do this for a living!!
 
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**** you Wesss Aaaaaagh me bottle almost half gone.
 
Please...a bottle half the size of mine...we're pretty much stride in stride....halfway through the race baby!!!!!!!!!!!1

Deh-shay, deh-shay bah-sah-rah, bah-sah-rah, Deh-shay, deh-shay bah-sah-rah, bah-sah-rah, Deh-shay, deh-shay bah-sah-rah, bah-sah-rah
 
Collateral is so ****ing good. So many minute flaws though....could have been included in his masterpieces, Heat and The Insider if it weren't for some of these minor editing issues....God I wish Mann eliminated these...but brilliant...a transcendentalist-hitman rocks, eh???
 
Have you ever heard of Rwanda?...Tens of thousands killed before sundown...nobody's killed people that fast since Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Did you bat an eye Max? Did you join Amnesty International, Oxfam, Greenpeace or somethin'?
 
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